Who would win?
Whichever Libertarian is attacked first wins. The government intervenes on Attacked Libertarian’s behalf to stop the coercion.
(Sorry, Lib ;))
Well, assuming that the MONSTER Libertarian got that way in the usual fashion, he’d be the giant radioactive one. That means GOOD GUY Libertarian is the one with the laser.
No contest, giant radioactive MONSTER Libertarian in a walk. Final elapsed time: 5.37 seconds.
…but when you get blue, and you’ve lost all your dreams, there’s nothing like a campfire and a can of beans!
Don’t these kind of threads belong in QG?
I’d say that’s right, Mundi Spiritus. 
Too funny! You kids go play outside, k?
I don’t know how the fight between Monster Libertarian and Good Guy Libertarian will come out, but I’m betting everything I’ve got that Honest Libertarian kicks Peaceful Libertarian’s ass.
“Good Libertarian”/“Monster Libertarian”–what about the “Libertarian on Motherfucking Rollerskates”.
Libertarians (the plural is deliberate–I am refering to a class of people) will never amount to anything. Most people in the world want government. Most Libertarians can’t co-operate long enough to boil a 3-minute egg, much less get a man into office.
You should tell the truth, expose the lies and live in the moment."-Bill Hicks
“You should tell the lies, live the truth and expose yourself.” - Bill Clinton
Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor,
Kiss my card carrying Libertarian ass ( hehe, this is The Pit )
Don’t tease me if you don’t mean it, sugarpie. You wanna get sweaty with Unca Bosda? You just have to ask.
You should tell the truth, expose the lies and live in the moment."-Bill Hicks
“You should tell the lies, live the truth and expose yourself.” - Bill Clinton