(Warning: lots of jargon herein. I’ve wanted to post this for months. Now finally I am. For better or for worse.)
Thank you, God, for sending Grand Ayatollah as-Sistani to Iraq to end the shameful “insurrection” of as-Sadr! May God bless as-Sistani and extend his life and health for many, many decades!
Sadr - may you and your men feel the wrath of God in the depths of Hell. You killed Grand Ayatollah Khoei. You and your father hate the establishment for refusing to recognize you as such highly-developed leaders. You think you know what Shias ought to do? Well, you know nothing. I bet you can’t even name the Twelve Imams if you tried! Even Khomeini would be stirring in wrath in his grave.
And what’s with taking over the Imam Ali Shrine? Now, that crossed a line. The Imam Ali Shrine belongs to the whole world. The Father of the Imams, the Right Hand of the Prophet, the Lion of God, the Sword of Islam, the Leader of the Faithful, the True and Rightful Leader and Imam of all Muslims, a shining light in the constellations in Heaven. Pure, sinless, perfect, infallible - ma’sum. Father of the Great Martyr, the Great Sayyed. You have the guts to take over his Shrine? Have you gone mad? May you see Zulfiqar with your own eyes as you plead for mercy and forgiveness from him whose abode you have so despicably raped! This is not your Shrine. You are not worthy to have your shadow come near the threshold of the sacred place!
If you raise one hand, throw one word, or order any command against Grand Ayatollah, may the Shiites of the world hold you prisoner and give you a taste of the perverted justice you thought proper to dish out to minor sinners. You think yourself so high and mighty? Bah! I spit upon you! Upon hearing your name, I feel the need to do ghusl!
You make me sick. I feel at times like vomiting. You pervert religion - and for reasons I cannot fathom. Sure, hear the people cheering you on. For when your moment comes, you will hear naught but the flames of Hell and the wrath of the pure ones. I am sure the Imam has forsaken you. I am sure the Imam looks upon you with scorn and disgust. The Imam leads the likes of as-Sistani and Khoei, men of peace and integrity and values. Not men like you: murderers, blood-spillers, creaters of fitnah. How dare you blaspheme by taking his name for your forces?! The Mahdi’s true army is training in howzas, training to lead people, to guide them, to give them comfort and solace. Fighting is not done with the sword but with prayer and study and supplication. La fatah illa ALI, la saif illa ZULFIQAR! And don’t you forget it!
May God and the Imam guide the Grand Ayatollah in establishing peace and tranquility and stability, and may new tyrants like Sadr be stopped by reason if possible, by force if necessary. And may Sadr fear for his soul, for he has stained it beyond redemption. May the great Shrine of Imam Ali be made even more glorious and beautiful and magnificent than before.