More eBay morons..., a potentially offending user name and at least to improper items (one of which has a bidder).

BTW: I sent the link to so hopefully they’ll at least put up the improper pages on their site.

Do you suppose we can get him to “supersize” the turd?

One has to wonder how he obtained/plans to obtain some of these particular fluids.

Memories of Babs’ birthday present in Pink Flamingos.

"Oh my God Almighty! Someone has sent me a bowel movement! "
“No one sends you a turd and expects to live!”

I wonder what the reserve price is on that kidney.

What would be scary is if someone actually met the reserve price. I believe bidding on eBay is the same as signing a paper contract. Kind of doubt it would hold up in a court in this case though.