Sorry folks, my mind is in the gutter lately. I’m having a testosterone-nuclear-grade meltdown this week.
What is the farthest you would (or have) travel and the most expense you would use toward said travel, to have sex IRL with someone? Maybe it’s someone you met over the net and have been talking for a long time, or a distant friend of a friend, an old high school crush, co-worker who moved away, or something like that. Maybe even another Doper Important note: I am not referring to prostitution in any form. This is about traveling and the cost thereof.
I think I would be willing to shell out about 500 bucks and maybe 1000-1500 miles max. The tough part is deciding on the method of travel: air, auto, train. I don’t even have 500 bucks though. :::sigh::: At least my car gets 34 mpg (city)
Well, I paid out about $200 on a plane ticket and another $150 or so on hotel for the weekend when visiting a girl I met off the internet. Seeing as how we spent most of that weekend having sex, I guess you could say I went there to have sex. Was worth it though
It started as an innocent phone call. That soon turned into phone sex…which soon turned into me driving 1.5 hours with a boner.
Good sex too…after a couple of times, I drove home that night…I left the boner at her house.
Santiago de Compostela, Spain, to York, England. I don’t know what the mileage was, but I left Santiago (with considerable regret) at eight in the morning on July 3. Arrived in York a bit before 11 p.m. on July 5. That’s a lot of time to spend wondering if you’ve gone mad. After Andrew met me at the station, I never wondered again or regretted a thing.
Spent around (yipes!) $270 USD all told. I suspect I could have flown for less money, but then I would have missed wandering through the pilgrimage church in Santiago at 7 a.m., stopping for coffee in obscure Spanish towns, seeing the most glorious double rainbow over Santander bay, drinking Guinness with some really cool guys from Manchester on the boat, dodging an elderly lecher who kept trying to offer me a job “taking care of his mother,” and marvelling at the seahorses in the National Marine Aquarium during my five-hour layover in Plymouth … Wouldn’t trade those three days for anything.
As dpr said, it was more than just sex.
Oh, and I do believe I’m going back to York for New Year’s.
Hmmm, lets see. Several flights from Chicago to Albaquerque, prices ranging from $250-$600 with a 3 hr drive to O’Hare. About 8 hrs of travel all told. Did that at least a dozen times in a LDR. Of course it was for much more than just sex, with the possible exception of one impromptu trip where we never saw anything other than the bedroom, and had sex in the Alb. International Airport parking garage 10 minutes after I had landed.
In a different LDR, I made a 10 hr drive from Champaign, IL to Eagle River, WI for just one days stay. That too was more than just sex, but you wouldn’t have guessed it.
One of the more base transgressions was a 3 and a half hour drive, just for sex, from Champaign to a North Suburb of Chicago. I immediately got in the car and drove the same distance back because of an exam the next morning. The longest booty call I’ve ever made, well worth the 7 hrs of driving for 3 hrs of sex.
How far would I go for sex, presuming it was less than a serious relationship? Anywhere in the lower 48 and the hospitable part of Canada I’d say. How much would I spend, based on my current financial resourses? I’d drop in the ballpark of $1000 just for airfare. You could nudge that up a bit if its in a city I’ve always wanted to see, Miami/South Beach, San Fransisco, Boston, New York, Los Angeles or New Orleans…I mean hey, A vacation AND sex!!!
I habve driven 2 hrs before for sex, only to get cock-blocked by her sick room mate who wouldn’t leave even after dozens of hints. The girl was worth it though and I would do it again if given the chance.
He paid for the plane & hotel, probably to the tune of $1000. If I’d been the one with the $$, I would have paid. I think it was worth every penny for both of us.