"More Things to Worry About" from the AP

The BBQ Pit
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**EVE **

I am so glad you are back !!!
I am not fearful of these harbingers of doom.

I am presently wearing my chin to ankles Christmas red plaid ugly-as-sin-you-thin-you’re-gettin’-some-Mister?-nightie and if my husband can’t get in/through/around the barrier of it, nuthin’ can, and I mean nuthin’.
I *laugh * in the Taliban’s face.
Besides, we can always air drop in N’Sync and Britany Spears to punish those goat fucking towel heads.

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ahem N’Sync you can have, but if you’re going to go air dropping The Britster, can I send you my address? If it’s not too much trouble, I mean…