Sure. A horde vote is still a vote!
The Teeming Millions are not zombies! And those brains were gone when I got here! <burp>
I don’t know whether to make fun of Mormons here in this now-Pit thread, or make fun of drive-by spammer/copypasta conspiracy theorist posts to our dear SDMB.
Ugh. 
He is?!
Quick, somebody go help that moron!
No, no. Someone go help a moron! Drat. I left out the indefinite article before the adjective.
By the way, I just did a web search for the text of the opening post in this thread. I’m shocked, shocked I tell you, that text has only been [del]spammed[/del] posted in three places, and one of those was just over two years ago. And the OP seems to not be amenable to zombies! What’s the world come to when someone getting their crazy on doesn’t even hit a century within 18 months?
Nay, this type of rambling is by a never-Mormon. Us ex’s ramble in an entirely different fashion.
All Mormons are brainwashed zombies = never Mormon
Quorum of Twelve smell of elderberries = ex Mormon
They were certainly already washed when I got here. And that’s a good thing – nobody likes dirty brains lying about.
Glenn Beck is a Mormon?
Give or take an M…
lolz
Is it just me, or are we getting lower quality drive-by morons around here these days?
But is he a latter-day scholar?
Q: Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?
A: Because 36 is just too many.
Q: What is one of the primary reasons the brethren put an end to multiple marriages?
A: Multiple mother-in-laws.
A Mormon told me that they don’t drink coffee. I said, “A cup of coffee every day gives you wonderful benefits.”
He said, “Like what?”
I said, “Well, it keeps you from being a Mormon …”
Thanks folks, I’ll be here all week copy/pasting from in interwebs 
Is it any shock that the OP is the ONLY post from this loser?
Signed up just to troll a message board.
Too chickenshit to come back.
I kind of like their temple. Better than the Scientology hotel/office building
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The OP has been spamming this all over the Internet. I’ve banned her, and am closing this thread, and apparently, my iPad automatically capitalizes Internet, which seems weird to me.
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