Dr. Seuss: Green Eggs and Ham; The Cat in the Hat; One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish…
Do you thank I’ve been spending too much time with little kids? 
errr… think…not thank
d’oh!
(Blush) Keep in mind I’ll read anything by default: cereal boxes, those creepy Jehovah’s Witness pamphlets, etc. But I must confess in my youth I read quite a few Doc Savage books. Even as a child it struck me that Doc and his merry men had, as they say, some issues. Hey, it was a phase, okay? I got over it.
I also read Erich Segal’s “Love Story”; thought it sucked, but I read it. And I’ve read every poorly written, plot-tangled and prose-tortured murder mystery ever written.
Veb
I read a lot of Chick tracts. I am not ashamed of it, though. Those things are hilarious! And they’re War and Peace compared to anything that Piers Anthony has ever written. Not that I would know, or anything.
“I believe every word that man just said, because it’s exactly what I wanted to hear.”
-Space Ghost
"Shut! Shut! If you had a neck and I had hands, I would squeeze your brain, which is your body, right out the top of your head, which does not exist! " - Carl
Hey - I have a friend who collects those. If you would like to sell, drop me a line and I will put you in touch
Um, VB…how is this different from now? (At least on this message board…)
(Come on! SOMEONE had to say it!)
“You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!”
- Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan.
Well, now. As a friend of Vestal Blue’s I can tell you he hasn’t been chasing ME. So, either I’m no longer considered worthy of the chase, or he’s just too wrapped up in his wife. Guess which one I think it is?! Now, as for this message board, who can say? What say you, VB?
Reader’s Digest Condensed Books.
DOZENS AND DOZENS OF THEM!
Ok, I haven’t finished reading the whole thread yet, but thanks to Poysyn’s posts I’m suddenly remembering (wish I wasn’t) a romance novel that referred to the female genitals as a “questing mound.” Questing for what, the Grail?
< As VB sidles toward the door, zipping up his flight suit and PB & Falcon moving closer >
Now ladies, in the corporeal world I’m 100% taken.
As for this MB…well…Purple you need to check out the ‘Naked Pillow-Fight’ thread and the ‘Edwardian House Party’ thread.
Right, Falcon Sweetie? 
< VB slips out the door, but not before pinching PB in a ahem delicate location >
VB
I could never eat a mouse raw…their little feet are probably real cold going down. :rolleyes:
OH! Why VB, I didn’t think you would ever do that!?!?! <as PB gently slaps VB for his audacity>
Aww, shucks. I know he’s taken, but MAN, what a find. Oh, well, can’t win 'em all!
<PB slowly moves toward door, sighing…>
LOL…pb, check out those threads he mentioned. VB is quite the saucy gent here on the MB.
“You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!”
- Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan.
OH! Shame on you, VB. I didn’t think even you would pinch me THERE!!!
<as PB blushes many becoming shades of pink>
Don’t leave yet! Finish what you started!
<secretly glad he didn’t hear her say that.>
You knowbetter than that!
VB
I could never eat a mouse raw…their little feet are probably real cold going down. :rolleyes: