Mosquitoes

I just bite them the fuck back. Works every time – but it’s one at a time, and taste like pennies.

Damn, that sounds cool. We’ve got the West Nile Virus here in Fort Worth/Dallas, so there are warnings on the news to avoid being outdoors in the yard from dusk to dawn when the mosquitoes are most active. Of course, that’s also the only time it’s not blazing hot outside.