Most awesome ebay motors listing I've ever seen

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/EXPERIMENTAL-TURBINE-PORSCHE-928-BOEING-CAR-JET-%20ENGINE_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ26437QQihZ007QQitemZ170217977642QQrdZ1QQsspagenameZWDVW

Read the comments .

Most awesome comments. But I’ll betcha it can’t fly.

“YDMF”. Classic.

It’s suddenly become tempting to change my username.

:confused:
I didn’t see that on the listing, what did I miss?

NO WATER PUMP BECAUSE NO WATER. YDMF.
It’s in the commments section.

Q: can it use biodiesel stuff for gas? May-14-08
A: JUST PUT IT IN.
Q: My wife won’t let me in the house, but I assume I could drive it other places as well, right? Do you know where I could get a chrome tip for that exhaust? May-14-08
A: JUST TELL IT’S FOR HER.
Q: Well there is only one… Great job. A coat of paint and this thing will be the best car in the world to show up at a rod run with! NOBODY has one. But… you have to be careful getting it into the garage… tim May-14-08
A: SS STEEL LINER ON CEILING, SHOP HEATER IN THE WINTER.
Q: Is there a crushed fender on the left side? The youtube video seems to show alot of damage. Thanks May-14-08
A: YES, HAVE REPLACMENT RED FENDER
Q: So do you have some sort of syndrome that causes you to insult people interested in your auction? It seems like you’re not serious about selling if you’re going to continue to insult people. Maybe you have a tumor growing in your brain that’s causing the outbursts? Or maybe its steroids. Is it the steroids, meth or tumor that’s causing you be such a nasty person? Or could it be that you realized the investment of a bunch of time and money converting the car to run on a turbine, not only made it slower, you also made it uglier and less efficient? May-14-08
A: JUST ONE MORE EBAY JERK. DF
Q: What did you film the youtube video with? Your cellphone? Do you have anything that shows what the car can do other than pull away from the curb? May-14-08
A: JUST COME ON OVER AND DRIVE IT.
Q: Weren’t all cars new at some point? May-14-08
A: AND I USE TO BE 20. WISH I STILL WAS.
Q: Hi, this is just a comment. I work at a high school for kids with special needs and behavior issues. We have a Garrett Air Research jet turbine that we are building on to a go kart. My students are very well versed in turbine physics from the science classes I teach here. It amazes me how some of the people asking you about this great car are so uneducated about turbine engines and have the nerve to ask such stupid questions and waste your time. If I made anymore than my crap teacher salary, I would bid on this great machine until I won it. Anyone who knows anything about this particular engine should know that the tires will run bald before they need to service the turbine. The tolerances and bearing arrangement inside this engine are simply superior, as well as the thermal recovery properties of the power turbine section of this engine. Anyway, our class loved looking at your car. Good luck with the sale! May-14-08
A: WELL IF YOU ARE CLOSE BY I WOULD GIVE THEM A RIDE.
Q: Why do you type all in caps? It makes it very hard to read. May-14-08
A: TO MAKE IT HARD TO READ.
Q: I would like to know is that A porche Trans an where can I find it on youtube May-14-08
A: THE PORSCHE IS STOCK AND HAS AUTOTRANS IT’S ON YOUTUBE (TURBINE PORSCHE)
Q: How high are SPL while running, outside and in cabin? May-13-08
A: LIKE AN AIRLINER ON THE IN SIDE.
Q: What do you mean when you say the car “use to be new”? How was the top speed verified? I saw another car just like this on your block, so it is definitely nothing special… May-13-08
A: WHAT DO YOU THINK (USE TO BE NEW) MEANS, THE OTHER RED PORSCHE ON THE BLOCK IS ALL SO MINE AND IT HAS A VIPER V-10 IN IT.125 IS ON THE LOW SIDE, IT IS GEARED FOR 160 MPH AT 30,000 RPM.
Q: Horsepower? Fuel flow? Is there a site where I can look up other engine specs? May-12-08
A: BOEING 502-6 COM.,
Q: Does it get hot in there? How does it drive? How’s the balance? Is the thing front heavy? Pieter May-12-08
A: VERY NICE INSIDE, I DRIVE IT EVERY DAY, MUCH FUN. THIS ENGINE IS 200 LBS LESS THAN OLD V8 ENGINE.
Q: Can you tell me how many cyldiners it has? 8 or is it a 6? Why doesn’t it have a watter pump? May-12-08
A: TWO CYLDINERS IN THE 928-T, NO WATER PUMP BECAUSE NO WATER. YDMF
Q: when was the last time the turbines were serviced? May-11-08
A: THIS TURBINE HAS ONLY 42 HOURS ON IT AND WILL GOTO 20,000 HOURS BEFORE REBUILD.
Q: Hi, Is there not a small chance that small children could get sucked into the compressor? May-11-08
A: THAT’S NOT THE INTAKE, IT’S THE EXAUST GAS OUT PUT FROM THE FREE TURINE. YOU CAN DO MARSHMALLOWS OVER IT, OR DRY YOUR HAIR.
Q: This is an awesome car. I am the Porsche Club of America 928 Advocate, and would really like to see this car in person. Any chance of being able to get a personal tour if it doesn’t sell first? -Adam Birnbaum 928 PCA SIG Advocate May-10-08
A: NO WATER PUMP OR TIMING BELT,SEND YOUR EMAIL

Why don’t we have turbine engined cars? If that thing can truly burn anything for fuel, which is what I gathered from the comments, isn’t that more preferable than using oil? How quick is this car anyway?

Use to be new- “weren’t all cars new at some point” :slight_smile:

Several reasons but up near the top of the list are:
They suck down fuel, and most of the things you can fuel them with come from oil.
:smack:

Quick as in accelerate from a standing start? Probably not very, since the turbine needs time to spin up. The engine produces 160 hp, which is somewhat less than the ~240 hp the original Porsche engine put out, but then the turbine also weighs 250lbs compared to probably ~500lbs for the original V8. I suppose if you were really serious about this you could opt for a bigger, more powerful turbine.

Also you have a jet exhaust on your hood. You should probably put a lid or something on it when parked to keep snow/rain/debris out.

Chrysler experimented with turbine cars in the 1960’s. Complaints from their test program were that the cars sucked fuel at a horrible rate, there was a very annoying throttle lag due to the time required for the turbine to spin up, and the sound of the engine was often described as an annoying whine. The EPA also announced stricter rules about pollution, and difficulties in meeting these standards put the final nail in the coffin for Chrysler’s turbine program.

I’ve seen a magazine article about a turbine engined bike. It’s good for maybe 250mph and at that rate you’d be able to ride it for like five minutes from full to empty. :smiley:

I feel dumb.

What does YDMF mean?

Well you got one of the words already. And I just gave you a second one.

And Mother is very closely involved. Some might say intimately involved.

I saw one of the few existing Chrysler Turbine cars at the Museum of Transportation near St. Louis (cool museum, awful website). It was a weird looking car. It has a Jet Age design, with the “hump” that runs down the middle of the floorboards done up to look like a jet tailpipe. Here are a couple of pretty good pictures of the thing. I’m not an engineer, but as I understand it, turbines are great for running at constant power, but kind of suck when you have to keep changing speeds, as a car does.