Most Bizarre Possession

chunk of the berlin wall- who doesn’t have one of those?
dead chicken foot
mangled motorcycle hanging from the ceiling of my garage
small chunk of rock (opps! can’t talk about that! don’t want the ranger to get me!)
WW2 german officer’s personal tent

the strangest thing is my section of motorcycle tire with a 18" rusty spike stuck through it. i picked it up running the Virginia City Grand Prix. it went into the tire, hit the rim and bent back on itself and pulled itself all the way into the tire. only 1/2" is visible from the outside of the tire and the rest is curly-qued up inside. i was pretty surprised when i dismounted the tire from the rim after the race. i rode on that sucker for about 16 miles!

used to have a suzuki RE5 rotary-engined motorcycle, but that was too strange even for me!

Um, I have a penis gourd.

Do I win?

Lesse what else

I also have a microscopic space fleet, also included with the Hitchiker game were-fluff, peril sensitive glasses, destruction orders for Arthur’s house, destruction orders for Earth, and a button with Don’T PANIC written in large friendly letters
Several Department Of Defense envelopes. There’s a $300 fine for improper use. Still haven’t found a prank good enough to actually use one.

  A Wayne Newton album-still in the original shrinkwrap

 A small device, easily mistaken for a walkman, used to electrically stimulate the brain.

  A footstool-apolsthered in sweatpants and resting on a large pair of sneakers.

 A small crab hand made from spun glass.

  All My Children-The Board Game. It was made by TSR, the same company that gave the world Dungeons and Dragons

  Waffle Dog-a small metal device for making corn dogs at home-in the original box with instructions.

 A Northstar Horizon home computer-The monitor and keyboard are a single piece. The 5 and 1/4 floppy drive is larger than my pc.

 A sword with a pool cue handle. The blade is actually a good quality.

2 shirt mannequins-they consist of necks and the front of a chest. I use them for a lot of Halloween projects.

 A life size Chucky Doll.

Sign on bathroom door-Employees must wash hands before returning to work.

 Pocket calculator that looks like an abacus.

Oh yes…

  • Devil Duckie
  • Rusty Wallace Meat Jerky. It doesn’t say Beef Jerky, it says Meat Jerky. It disturbs me on several levels.
  • A rubber band named Bob
  • A sexual duck bank. Porcelain duck, lying on its back, legs spread, with the coin slot right between its legs.

How could I have forgotten the webshooter? Of course I have a webshooter (a drill attachment that spins large quantities of very realistic spider web).

I also just remembered the pair of 3-foot tall gold-painted foam ankhs in my computer room. Must take those back to the prop shed soon.

My “Golden Girls” address labels…

a rocking chair that has a removable hole in the seat so that it can become a toilet

I have the vertabre and linen wrappings of an ancient Egyptian mummy sitting in my room. That freaks people out…

I have one of these… mine is purple

Friend often come by to “rub my big purple head”

you should see the looks of the people passing by when this is said

Penis gourd? Pshaw. My friend has a cock bong. The bowl is nestled in the testicles, and you suck smoke from the tip (where else?). It’s about fifteen inches long. Only for stoners who are very secure in their sexuality.