Pretty Woman
I have the feeling Edward isn’t going to change all that much. One day, after him being gone for collectively several months out of the year on some corporate raiding jobs, Vivian’s going to realize her fantasy romance isn’t living up to expectations. And I wonder if she ever got her GED. No need to if you are the Princess in your own fairytale romance.
I don’t see how Phil can be at all functional after Groundhog Day.
That was one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen, not least because the whole premise makes ZERO sense.
I mean, the guy’s wife cheated on him during their honeymoon… but EVERYONE he knows keeps telling him to get back with her because she’s perfect for him???
NOBODY would tell a guy to forgive and forget something as big as that!!!
If I knew him our conversation would go like this:
Him: “Get back together with Debra Messing, or Jennifer Aniston - what should I do?”
Me: “You should go fuck yourself.”
Star Wars (ANH)
Incest is not the best
Meh, it’s all relative.
LOL
The marriage couldn’t be any worse than the movie, but horror of horrors, it might last longer.
Yeah, no kidding. But no, Freddy isn’t right for her either. She could get a job in a flower shop until Mr. Right gets flowers for Miss Wrong, and then it’d be just like a million other rom-coms.
Sid and Nancy
I disagree. Since they are already both dead at the end, they can’t actually kill each other any more. And maybe the whole murdering your girlfriend then dying in an OD might actually have helped Sid overcome some of his worse tendencies. If not, at least in the afterlife thy can go at each other all they want with no repercussions. They’d be a great couple!
Just Continental Divide.
Are guys aware of Grease II? That is indeed the premise of the sequel, and no, you do not need too check that one, it was a commercial and critical failure (with no John Travolta nor Olivia.) And Sandy does leave the bum.
Freddy vs. Jason. It’s fine for one film, but, a long-term relationship?! No way! (1) Jason’s obviously gentile, and (2) Freddy’s obviously an Ares!
Airplane! Stryker’s PTSD will return (probably over and over again) and Elaine won’t have any more luck at helping him overcome it than she originally did.
Shaw’s epilogue, not mine.
I’d say, “Does he even remember how to have sex”…but I’m sure he spent several years trying to seduce every single person in town.
Pretty sure he bagged that hot chick he shmoozed at the restaurant.
That doesn’t sound anything like the Grease 2 I saw. It involved Michelle Pfeiffer straddling a tall stepladder and Sandy’s younger cousin being a straight-laced young man who leads a double life as the “cool rider”. Oh yea, and bowling being something that only cool kids do.
Jeff Jeffries and Lisa Fremont (James Stewart and Grace Kelley) in Rear Window.
She gave up a brilliant career as a fashon magazine journalist to marry him. He has a traveling news photog job, which probably pays chump change. Yeah, with her expensive tastes and both of them trying to live on his income while on the road constantly, I can see that lasting about six months or so.
I’d give them five years, tops.
It’s too bad she won’t live! But then again, who does?