Upon getting back from a stint in South America, I had forgotten that Cuervo = Tequila, and Corona = Beer. So, I went to a bar with a friend of mine. I was still in college and we were skipping an archaeology class. I figured, heck, I’ll have a beer - I don’t have another class for a couple hours. So I sat down and ordered a Cuervo. I was really confused when they brought me tequila, but thought maybe the bartender had messed up, and he was really busy so, too busy for me to stop him, so I drank it anyway, then decided to try again. I walked back to the bar (we’d sat in a booth by this time) and ordered another Cuervo. I was handed another shot of tequila and the bar tender, after giving me a look that said, “Lush!” scurried off again. So I drank it anyway, and ordered another thinking, “Jeez, surely this guy will just give me the damn beer I ordered this time.” Nope. More tequila. Finally I stopped the guy and asked him why I wasn’t getting beer. He immediately started laughing his ass off - “Oh, you wanted a Corona?!? Here’s one on the house!” Unfortunately a lot of people heard the exchange, and everyone started laughing. So I had both a beer and a tequila, and a room full of people laughing at me. Pounded 'em both. Never did make it to class.