Trumps face as Obama laid into him at the White House Correspondence Dinner. Ubeki beki beki stan is also way up there.
There was that speech Rick Perry gave in the style of a giggly schoolgirl.
Rick Perry cuddling the bottle of maple syrup after giving that speech in New Hampshire. Actually, the whole speech, the one where he’s either high, drunk, or no longer able to suppress his sexual orientation.
This, by far. The long form birth certificate was released only a few days beforehand, which was clearly just part of the Trump smackdown planned for the Dinner. I can't believe he had the balls to even show up. Seeing him fume through two sets was just delicious.
Then the very next morning ... the bin Laden announcement. Let's pretend that was also planned just to make Trump feel small.:p At the height of Trump's rage, Obama was untouchable, and nobody gave two shits about Trump's feelings.
Cain and Perry made for some good laughs, but to have the President delivering such well earned humiliation right to Donald’s face … perfecto! I don’t expect anything in the General to come close.
[/sings] I am a real American!!
I loved that Santorum won the Iowa Caucus and nobody in the news industry much cared, because they had all decided ahead of time who they wanted to win so they all treated it like he did.
Gingrich, “Any ad which quotes what I said Sunday is a falsehood.” 8/10
Perry’s rambling, drunken/high/gay syrup speech. 9/10
Herman Cain’s Libya “gotcha” question. 9/10
Romney’s 10,000 dollar bet. 7/10
Adelson funding Gingrich long enough to split the vote with Santorum so Romney could win. 10/10
It wasn’t the media that decided that Romney won. The Iowa GOP waited too long to admit that they screwed up the caucus. It’s hard enough to walk back an official victory announcement made on state, let alone when you wait more than two weeks to do it.
Also, some precinct(s) lost votes, so who knows who actually won it.
It’s all ridiculous anyway because of the fact that the Iowa caucuses have absolutely no bearing on who actually gets the Iowa delegates. They are completely non-binding, in my understanding. (correct me if I’m wrong)
This thing is a bottomless goldmine. Every time I think every one has been mentioned, I think of another. Newt’s Moon base, Romney’s mom jeans, Bachmann claiming the HPV vaccine made a girl retarded…
I liked when they all got together to play D&D.
I don’t think anything can top Uzbeki-beki-stan-stan or the Pokemon movie quote. That said, Rick Santorum’s “snob” comment was probably the most mystifying moment of the primary.
Yeah, I was going to mention Newt’s platform of “statehood for the Moon”.
The news media I saw on the Iowa Caucus basically said “OK, well, we all knew that Romney would do well, but wow, Santorum’s performance was amazing!”. And they all described Romney and Santorum as essentially tying, which is true regardless of which one was really truly a few dozen votes ahead.
“Oops.”
Can someone link to the “Perry’s rambling, drunken/high/gay syrup speech” please?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSJv-2qfDNc That just has the highlights. The full speech is about 25 minutes long. Just search around for Perry New Hampshire speech.
And nobody has even mentioned Niggerhead yet. Admittedly that wasn’t actually Rick Perry’s fault, but it was pretty funny nonetheless.
Maybe it’s just me, but I thought that was one of the ugliest moments of the campaign, and not funny at all.
The actual thing did not get a laugh out of me, but what I did get a laugh out of was Herman Cain’s prompt about-face he did on the subject. First he criticized Perry for it, said it was offensive, etc. When the republican echo-chamber made it clear that such an opinion would not be tolerated in the party (especially by a black republican, they have very specific rules to follow), he immediately was totally fine with it. THAT got a laugh out of me.
Pictures of Rick Perry and Michelle Bachman eating corndogs.
Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert NOT collaborating on Stephens SuperPAC that Jon was running.