Came out in country and western language as Music Soothes the Savage Beast.
(Heck, even the writers of the Partridge Family got it right for an episode about a sick horse.)
What? no “love” for Biz markie? What is the world coming to?
Stan Bush’s “The Touch,” from the Transformers movie soundtrack. Made famous by Mark Wahlberg as Dirk Diggler in Boogie Nights.
I thought it was a joke song, but I was amazed to learn it was a real song!
Lyrics by Ice-T. Seriously.
I’ve never known Ice-T for his taste. Look at his wife. :dubious:
I’m surprised it hasn’t been mentioned yet, but “My Ding-A-Ling” by Chuck Berry is frequently at the top of most ‘worst songs of all time’ lists. It’s pretty hilariously bad if you ask me:
That’s the aforementioned Hollaback Girl.
I give you the horror of Louis Farrakhan, Calypso singer.
There used to be a site that had all his songs, but it seems to be gone now.
It’s a deep album cut, but “Rosta Man” (sic) from Vanilla Ice’s To The Extreme is unbelievably, laughably bad. It features Ice singing and toasting, both of which he is far worse at than rapping, believe it or not.
“Open Your Box.” It’s 1,000 times better than “Power to the People.” For whatever that’s worth.
How has R.Kelly’s hiphopera(:smack:) classic “Trapped in the Closet” not been brought up? Epic in its fail, especially if you care to count all of the 22 chapters as being the same song. Extra credit to Kelly for his (i believe) sincere, yet utterly surreal and schitzophrenic live perfomanceat the MTV Awards.
Plus, had it not been for that wonderous golden turd, we wouldn’t have the Weird Al equally epic “Trapped in the Drive-thru”.
That was the funniest/saddest thing I have ever watched in my life.
Dammit, I hate to bow to the excellece of those that I challenged, but that is how it will end. I was out worsed.
SSG Schwartz
Rock and Roll McDonald’s
Pop that Pussy
Suck A Big Fat Donkey’s Dick.
Most hilarious and BAD song ever.
Wesley is missed 
“I’m sorry that I got fat. I’m SORRY that I got fat. I’m sorry THAT I got fat! I will slim down.”
I want to ride my bicycle…I want to ride my bike…
My mom likes telling a story of being in school and some girl was just jamming to whatever tune was in her head during some math test. She was starting to draw attention then suddenly blurted out, “DADDY WAS A COP!”
No love. We’re just friends.
In all seriousness, I think you just won the thread, though.
Oh this…this is beautiful. This is so going on my OR ipod, and when the surgeons start getting lippy with me…out come the big guns!! Muahahaha…
Most of these songs are awesome. You’ll get my Total Eclipse of the Heart when you pry it from my cold dead hands!
Jeez, I love that song. And I think her singing is better Dave Edmunds’.