Exactly. Good thing the oceans are safe.
Banff has similar signs, except instead of bison it’s elk. They might trample you, or they might toss you up in the air with their antlers. Especially if you look at the males funny during mating season.
Very good, bouv! I could totally see Michael doing that.
Later that same day, one of our bosses pulled the same nice lady away from her work and into his office to ask her to identify a song he heard on a radio in the restaurant downstairs and wanted to buy. (He is big and bald and white and very much a Georgian.) He then ‘sung’ a bit of a hip-hop tune and she told him what it was called. Did she know 'cause she’s black? Nope, her 14 year old daughter has the same cd by Snoop Dogg and plays it to annoy her mother.
“Oh stewardess, I speak jive.”, runs through my head all the time now.
A bit too late, there, when you are talking about teachers that are so verrrry not smart.
Sometimes it seems as though my fifth grade through end of high school was one long stretch of such experiences. (But of course it probably was only a handful.)
Still, that makes me think of the new show coming up about parents being “as smart as a fifth” grader, or some such. THAT seems to me to be something that would be good for a while but would get old very quickly!
“Smart Students Confront Clueless Teachers!” Now, THAT would have some staying power, IMH prediction!
[at teachers, that is!]
“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A FIFTH GRADER?” Pre-edit process edit (while still going back and forth with a word document.) —
It’s on tomorrow after “Idol” on FOX with Jeff FOXworthy!!!
True Blue Jack