Most Insignificant, Yet Entirely Justified Rant (It's About Butter)

[Biggirl]

If the table has a candle, hold the butter knife over the candle for a few seconds. I wouldn’t do this around my husband because he hates when I do this. But since you are unlikely to be in a restaurant with my husband there should be no problem.

[Shirley_Ujest]

*Originally posted by JonScribe *
**Or, alternatively, you can place the butter pats under each armpit until sufficiently warmed. However, this works best if the individual butter pats are wrapped in foil.
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Mr. Scribe, you gave me my best laugh of the day!
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Why the hell do I have to ask for chopsticks in a Chinese restaurat?

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Because the piano player is sick of playing it?

[Chanteuse]

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Why the hell do I have to ask for chopsticks in a Chinese restaurat?

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Because the piano player is sick of playing it? **

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[beegirl13]

[Simpsons]Homework: Eat a stick of butter[/Simpsons]