My favorite one-word movie review: Xanadon’t.
The Black Hole.
You go looking for interracial porn and you get a space movie :smack:.
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Not a money shot in the entire movie. Not even any nudity…
For years as I kid I thought it was another version of the Poseidon Adventure.
Empire of the Sun. All set for scifi action and along comes a story about a young boy in occupied Shanghai
Chariots of Fire. Guys in hot pants running, nothing about Apollo at all.
Weirdly, I thought ‘Seeker- The Dark is Rising’ would have something to do with the books by Susan Cooper.
Prick Up Your Ears
But they did make a sequel. Naked Lunch 2: Two girls, one cup.
Heh, it’s worth noting that pretty much any movie will make nerds on the internet very grumpy. There are a lot of irritable nerds.
Indeed, it is west of Java, but not East of Java as the movie purports.
I’m going to Hell for this one…
Octopussy isn’t about Nadya Suleman.
"To Kill A Mockingbird" wasn’t about animal cruelty.
My other movie title got censored, I think.
"Octopssy" isn’t about Nadya Suleman.*
Likewise The Art of War (which only references the book a couple times) and The Lawnmower Man (which used the name of a Stephen King short story simply to put his name in the credits.)
Nor is Dead Presidents.
For those who don’t know, O was a modern retelling of Othello. I don’t know how clear that was made when it was being advertised.
Never, ever read a book called “O”.
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Rambo isn’t about a ram at all.
Factory Girl - It should be about some slut from Detroit or some labor organizer from Alabama. At least it should be about someone who had actually done a day’s work.
A spoiled model and Andy Warhol? That one got an early return to Netflix.
No gods, but several generals, appear in Gods and Generals.
Beetlejuice featured no insect fluids.
And had nothing to do with the star either.
Great movie, but really off in the title
Hear Hear! I at least expected some creative omlettes!! :dubious: