Most obnoxious way to pay up on a $10 bet

[Annie-Xmas]

@Ponder Stibbons

Make it some sort of yellow colored Jello and tell him you substituted urine for water when you made it.

Or use plain clear gelatin and the real thing.

Could you get one thousand baby food jars and do the penny in the water thing?

[coffeecat]

@Montgomery0

How about 2 $5 whores, or alternatively, 10 $1 whores?

Glued to oaktag. In jello. Is a whore a negotiable instrument? Where do you endorse her?

[Enright3]

@longhair75

Shake his hand, congratulate him on his win and give him the ten bucks you owe him. An obnoxious payoff makes you look like an immature, sore loser.

My best friend and I have been betting on the Oklahoma / Texas football game for close to 20 years. It’s expected that we’ll pay each other off in an obnxious way. He sent me a check one year that I never cashed. It didn’t cost him anything, but I’ve gotten my money out of it in shit giving rights. On year he sent me a check that had something like “Kiddy Porn Refund” in the memo. A few years ago he sent me the cash in an envelope filled with white powder (This was during the anthrax scare). He’s into dollar bill oragami, except I’m better at it than he is. I made some items that I knew he couldn’t fold, and had them laminated so he wouldn’t be able to unfold the dollar to see how it was made. One year I just taped it to a piece of typing paper. I don’t mean just the edges… I covered the entire thing with Scotch tape. One year I sent the money to his address but his kids names were on the envelope. I knew he wouldn’t take money from his kids that their ‘uncle enright3’ sent.

Gee I guess what I’m saying is that for us, part of the purpose of a small bet is to be obnoxious about it. Are you really that serious all the time?

[Enright3]

@Hometownboy

I slipped out at halftime, converted my $5 bet into pennies, and put them in a small jar of honey.

We have been passing that jar back and forth at odd intervals as gag gifts ever since. They honey is like a rock, the pennies are still visible, and it how has a lovely ribbon that’s been attached for two decades.

Great conversation piece and lots of fun.

A friend of mine and I do a variation of this. We have “The Fiver”… it’s a five dollar bill we pass back and forth on various bets. Everytime there is a bet for “The Fiver” we write the date and what the bet was. It’s about time to break in a new one, but we don’t want to because it’ll be like starting over. Some of the juicy goodness in the current one is getting to show it to people. Too bad I’m not the one in posession of it now

[threnodyangelfire]

@friedo

Maybe you should do the honorable thing and accept defeat, and hand him a ten dollar bill that hasn’t been near anyone’s ass.

[hijack] I’m sorry to hijack the thread, but this line made me laugh so much I dribbled on my keyboard. People at work are looking at me funny because I can’t stop laughing.
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I second the obcure foreign currency - Eg. Last time I was in Indonesia, I could get 7,900 Rupea to the Dollar. That’s a lot of Rups.

[LH75]

Friend Enright3

Gee I guess what I’m saying is that for us, part of the purpose of a small bet is to be obnoxious about it. Are you really that serious all the time?

Not at all. I just take paying off my wagers seriously.