The Hulk. Dickhead isn’t a super power.
The list doesn’t include Wolverine, so I abstain.
You’ve never met my brother-in-law.
Yes. He can do all of these things and his only weakness is… a green rock.:dubious:
Superman might have been a more interesting character if they had stayed with the original concept:
The problem with Superman and Batman is not with the characters, it is with the writers. When they’re written well, they’re great – Morrison’s All-Star Superman and now his Batman & Robin, Johns’ and Busiek’s “Up Up And Away”, the animated Timmverse Batman and Superman – all those prove that with good writing the characters are not a problem.
WOLVERINE, on the other hand… deathly dull. Boring, boring, boring.
That gives his enemies cancer, if they try to use it against him too much, if I recall correctly.
Also, abstaining due to lack of Wolverine.
The Hulk. Never understood the appeal.
The Hulk. I only like him as a cannibalistic, raping villain, like the Ultimate Hulk. Get back to those Mr Hyde roots. Otherwise? Too booooring.
I chose Batman. I really like him as the dark Knight but I’m very tired of him battling villians that are far more powerful and managing to come out on top becuse he’s clever. Sometimes in a down and dirty fight, clever ain’t enough.
Haven’t followed comics in a long time but I always wanted to see a story where Batman lands a series of ineffective blows and they knock him the fuck out with one of theirs. Solve that msytery Bats.
“Those pigstickers may scare the rubes, but to me they’re a joke!” <Spider-man casually backhands Wolverine out of the way>
A satisfying moment from Secret Wars.
I don’t remember that. {and I had secret wars}I remember one confrontation between them when Spderman was pounding Wolvie in the face repeatedly but Wolvie’s admantium bones and healing factor left him unharmed. What bullshit
If someone with superhuman strength is pounding flesh agasint metal, repeatedly, what’s gonna happen to the flesh?
It’s the scene where all the X Men try to stop Spider Man, and he easily evades or swats them all aside until Professor X zaps him mentally.
Spiderman has had some bad story arcs, that’s for sure, but they haven’t been as consistently bad as Superman’s, imho. I really can’t stomach anything with Superman anymore.
Somtimes I wish they’d start an online archive of the classics.
I think this makes him even greater. He is one of the top heroes in a universe with someone like Superman. Also, he’s crazy prepared, such as always carrying kryptonite with him in case he needs to fight Superman, and one of the top martial artists in the DC universe.
Edit: After reading Tengu’s post…
I have a question. Didn’t they remake the Superman legend a few years back so that he wasn’t quite as powerful. Couldn’t juggle planets. Fly through airless space etc. Is that still the case or did they power him back up.
Both.
When Byrne rebooted Superman’s continuity after Crisis on Infinite Earths, there was some serious powering-down. Needed air to breathe in outer space, that sort of stuff. Definitely couldn’t push planets around.
Since then his power level has increased again – but no where near as the crazy high it was back in the Silver Age. Someone (Morrison, maybe?) had him haul the moon around in the JLA. And a few years back in “Up Up And Away” he got a little more back after recovering from being depowered in “52”. But still not pushing planets around, or super-weaving, or anything like that.
Now, Superboy-Prime (or whatever he’s calling himself nowadays) does have all the old Silver Agey powers – including his own Punch Time thing he did.
Power creep sort of comes with the superhero territory, though.
With the help of J’onn J’onzz and Wonder Woman, FTR. I can’t remember why the moon had been knocked out of its orbit, but I remember that image pretty clearly - J’onn, Clark, and Diana, all holding chains (and wearing breathing masks, but that could simply have been forgetting J’onn’s telepathic and needing a way to communicate), hauling it back into place.
Well, the X-men are the Superhero equivalent of the law of the Conservation of Ninjitsu.
I have some of the Essentials, and they get their asses handed to them by:
Arcade
The Hellfire Club
The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants
Magneto
Sentinels
Dr. Doom
Dracula
Brood
etc. etc. etc.
Then, the last surviving X-men goes nuts and saves everybody else, or Xavier saves the day.