Here’s one that’s a little puzzling from the movie “Porky’s:” Do you believe this dialog?
Apparently it’s in the script.
No, that’s the transcript, made after the fact.
I’m surprised that Superman IV: The Quest for Peace has yet to be quoted: “If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!”
WTF. I have to find a way to use this at work.
I watched the Oliver Stone movie Savages (2012) the other night and found it a painful experience. For specifically bad lines of dialogue, the movie begins with a young woman making love to a former soldier and in voice over she intones
’I had orgasms, he had wargasms.’
Perhaps even more egregious, the same helpless and vulnerable young woman is kidnapped by a terrifying, ultra-violent, murderous drug cartel. Earlier in the film she has specifically watched a video of the cartel dismembering prisoners with a chain saw. She is literally chained up by the ankle, being mistreated… She crawls across the floor to the man guarding her and flatly intones:
’My room is dirty and I need a salad.'
TCMF-2L
I liked the YouTube comment: “To be fair, she did trace the IP address. It was 127.0.0.1”
But . . . but . . .
That’s what I got when I traced my IP!
That’s means the killer was ME!!! :eek:
The Matrix: “A Sentinel. It’s a Killing Machine, designed for one thing: Search and Destroy.”
“Two things. Search, destroy. And being a sentinel. OK, 3 things…”
They were a dim crew a long, long time ago.
Obi-wan Kenobi drops off your brother’s kid and disappears. Clearly the nearby hermit, Ben Kenobi, who pops up shortly after is not connected.
As far as Luke’s placement with Lars, I can only guess Kenobi had read “The Purloined Letter” and figured it would be best to hide him in plain sight.
I don’t know what Vader’s excuse for not figuring things out sooner- guess he must be gullible.
Yeah, he sounded like a creepy teenager, which I guess he was. I expected more from Padme, though. In today’s enlightened galaxy, she’d locked up as a molester.
Dunno what that has to do with Uncle Owen’s knowledge about whether or not “Old Ben” is alive or dead, no matter who he is.
This:
Old Cajun Man: [In a muffled back water accent] Home is where you make it.
Joe Dirt: What?
Old Cajun Man: Home is where you make it.
Joe Dirt: You like to see homos naked?
Old Cajun Man: No, no, no. Home. It’s where you make it.
Joe Dirt: Yeah, you like to see homos naked. That’s cool.
Old Cajun Man: No! Home is where you make it!
Joe Dirt: Oh.
Old Cajun Man: Everybody knows that. God damn, boy.
Old Cajun Man walks away.
Joe Dirt: Guy likes to see homos naked, that doesn’t help me.
http://www.moviequotedb.com/movies/joe-dirt/quote_11881.html
That’s supposed to be funny. And it kinda is.
To quote Jedi Master Yankovic:
Yeah, but Owen’s saying “I don’t think he exists anymore” (God, it hurts even to type that!) suggests that he hasn’t seen him in a while – probably quite a while. The movie doesn’t tell us how long it’s been since they saw or heard of him, but the dialogue suggests something like years. Luke might only know of him by reputation.
I still like the old Fan Theory that “Obi Wan” is like “See Three-pio” or “Artoo Detto”, and is really a "spelling out of “OB1”, which stands for “Old Ben 1”. Because he’s a Clone (from the Clone Wars, about which we knew nothing back then), and “OB1” was the very first clone of Old Ben, not Old Ben himself. It also gives a speck of respectability to the “don’t think he exists” line, since I could understand someone prejudiced against clones talking about them that way.
But…it didn’t happen that way, and we’re stuck with Lucas’ stilted dialogue without the rescue line of fanwanking to save us.
On the other hand, Luke seems to recognize Ben by sight when he sees him, and is not surprised that Ben knows him by name. My read on the scene is that they’ve met at least once before. I think that Uncle Owen is simply lying when he says that Obi-Wan “doesn’t exist.” He’s trying to keep Luke home on the farm, to prevent him from getting involved in all this Jedi stuff, which means keeping him away from Kenobi as much as possible. That’s why he wants to have Artoo’s memory flushed–the droid is bringing up Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Luke’s getting intrigued by it, and we can’t have any of that!
I can’t believe that we’re quibbling so much about a line of dialogue that we both agree is incredibly clunky! 
Has it been established what Uncle Owen was actually farming?
"I feel this Tartar woman is for me! My blood says: ‘Take her!’ "
John Wayne as Genghis Khan in The Conqueror.
Wasn’t it moisture?
May your chrysknife chip and shatter
That line always works for me. But then, you know, I’m from the planet Zeist, and I cannot die.