*“But I can tell you…”.
Damn auto-correct.
As tinnitus is a symptom of nerve damage within the brain, I don’t see how pouring, stuffing, or taping anything in your ears is supposed to help it.
Happily, I’m finally beginning to see less of that once-omnipresent photo of Trump’s “other” daughter who looks like a sad alien that couldn’t get a date for the interstellar prom.
Apparently, one of the “8 tips to keep your liver healthy” is to put a slice of red onion inside your sock.
I’m not surprised, seeing that putting a leek in your underwear guarantees a healthy urinary tract.
I don’t see them much these days, but for a while it was always “[Location] mom blah blah blah” where [Location] was given by IP address and apparently metropolitan statistical area. Nothing screams “I’m clickbait!” like the “Albany-Schenectady-Troy mom blah blah blah” I’d get in New York.
I still get them in the form of “[Town] drivers are furious at this new law!”
I’m also happy that the bizarre Tiffany Trump photo that makes her look like she’s kept in the cellar seems to be going away. And I’ve been chuckling at “12 Things You Didn’t Know About That AT&T Girl” where Milana Van-whatshername’s breasts are photoshopped to watermelon size.
(I actualy use AdBlock on most of my computers but one of my tablet’s browsers still lets the Taboola in)
“15 Celebrities You Didn’t Know Were…”
A. Black
B. White
C. Gay
D. Straight
E. Celebrities
Some celebrity chick changed her hairstyle AND THE INTERNET IS FREAKING OUT!
There used to be ads for low mortgage rates accompanied by a random pic of a homeless person. Don’t know why. Did they think the user would decide “Oh, I don’t want to be that guy! Better click on the link!”?
Leonardo DiCaprio’s Model Girlfriend Wears Tracksuits on Planes - WHY IS THIS A HEADLINE?
There’s one about “Celebrities who have aged terribly - you won’t believe #17!” accompanied by a picture of Anna Chlumsky alongside a photo of an overweight, monster-looking woman.
Yeah okay. Anna Chlumsky is freakin’ gorgeous.
And sometimes “#17” which I “won’t believe” doesn’t even exist, the “next page” clicks only go to 16.
Also the ones where “You won’t believe what someone from <My City> did after winning the jackpot!” for some kind of Internet slots scam.
Huh, here I thought that they were pretty much watermelon sized.
On a similar note, youtube has a list of “youtube videos you may also be interested in” on the right of the their site. I’ll occasionally see one for “Funny Embarrassing News Moments of the Week” with a thumbnail of a newscaster looking woman with huge breasts that apparently lost a couple of buttons on her blouse and is thus showing a huge amount of cleavage. And that picture is never in the actual video. I’ve checked a couple dozen so far. I’ve almost learned my lesson.
She’s chesty but the one I’m thinking of seems to go above and beyond. Or perhaps it’s just creative cropping to fill as much of the frame as possible.
At this very moment, my nbcnews.com page is showing “What Farrah Fawcett Looks Like Now Is Crazy”
She looks like someone who died in 2009
“Try this one simple trick to burn belly fat all night long.”
“After the release of this incriminating document, Obama may have no choice but to resign.”
I’m getting tired of the one secret trick that uses a close-up of the seed part of a pepper as the mysterious picture to get you to click.
She really gets around Massachusetts, too. And when I see her, she’s never, ever from New Hampshire (which I’m closer to than Boston). Odd, that.
Lots of sex?
Shocker! You wouldn’t believe what Karl Rove looks like now!