Most Unfortunate Hyphenated Surname

At the apartment I used to live in, my neighbors were the Odems-Neighbors. Thus, if anyone asked me who those people were, I could tell them.

Cox & Zucker lived down the hall from my college dorm. It was known as the Cox-Zucker room.

Kirsch-Platt.

When I was in college, a fellow student had the surname Ohnesorge-Fick. My German-speaking girlfriend told me it meant “fuck without worry”.