Mother, daughter caught smuggling $59k sewn in bras

So how many bills to a cup size?

Oh yeah. Damn, that’s a lot.

Headlines around the news world–

“Border Bust: Agents Nip Two Boobs From Windsor With $59,000 In Their Bras.”

Whatever. We know it had to be an even number.

bup:

Yes, C-notes sounds about right.

It sounds like they are lifelong bosom friends.

A further update:
http://www.freep.com/article/20130612/NEWS01/306120142/Windsor-bra-cash-border

Couldn’t she just have flown from Canada?

This man lost his company: Former QiComm CEO cleared in money-laundering case • The Register And they were not even smuggling the cash, just carrying it across the border.

Copping a feel would have really paid off in this case.

How many C-notes fit in a D-cup?

It was probably a few hundred dollars cheaper leaving from Detroit. Airline prices are mostly set by competitive pressure rather than actual cost–this is why you see a lot of people flying from the big urban areas rather than the closer, smaller airports–because you can save hundreds of dollars by doing so.