Mother, daughter caught smuggling $59k sewn in bras

" The women, who were mother and daughter, were detained at the Detroit-Windsor tunnel while en route to Detroit Metro Airport, where they had planned to catch a flight for Lebanon (to visit family).

Mother twice arrested for theft

DETROIT – Two Canadian women were caught trying to sneak nearly $73,000 into the U.S. by hiding the bulk of the loot —$59,000 — in their bras, according to a criminal complaint filed Tuesday in Detroit federal court."

While it is possible that some or all of the money was stolen, there have been similar cases where the money in question was the bulk of their life savings; where they didn’t announce it to custom inspectors because they were afraid of it being stolen by corrupt officials and the money ended up being confiscated.

That’s a pretty big Bust!!!

Ba-Da-Boom!!!

Peace Out…

It’s cheaper to just buy implants, ladies.

Their plan went tits up when they were stopped at the border.

They were caught in a booby trap.

Aw man, officials are going to milk them for all they’re worth.

Blonde bimbo: Is this some kind of bust?

Frank Drebin: Yes, it’s very impressive.

Thank you for keeping us abreast of the latest developments.

“Police lift and separate loot from thieves”

Strange. Usually, checking out the contents of a bra ends up costing money.

Some people carry a couple of 50s around. That’s usually enough to help resolve most any situation.

Ok, surely I can finally and safely say…

Pics or it didn’t happen!

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Does cold cash make one’s nipples hard?

It’s a shame that they have such mistrust for government officials that they’re forced to resort to such tactics just to avoid being robbed. I hope that if it’s really their money they aren’t punished for this.

(There, now it’s a serious thread and all of you jokesters are going to get Warnings!)

I didn’t know it was there! Cross my heart!

What happens to the money in a case like this?

Maybe they keep it in a chest until the situation is resolved

Assuming $100 bills, that’s still 59 bills sewn into their bras.

That sounds like a lot. The boyfriend driver must not be the most observant bulb in the rack.

Your calculator is broken. It’d be 590 bills.

Take one down, pass it around
589 bills sewn into their bras.