Why not just say “Hey! Survivalist Nutjobs have we got a place for you.”?
Does anyone other than me find this extremely hilarious in a Monty Python sort of way?
“Okay guys, we need a place in which to plan our movement. We need to be secure from the jack booted G-men who will take our freedoms and our guns I have found a military grade compound in southern Montana, We can seclude ourselves from the rest of the world, and try to be self-sufficient from the rest of the slave-sheep…”
“But Chuck, Can we get pizza there?”
“Well of course we can get pizza delivered! Now in 4 months our fortified base should be secure from …”
Two thoughts:
a. They’re clearly located a * long * way from the nearest architect. That’s one ugly building.
b. Whoever lives there is gonna get real sick of pizza after a while.
I’d really like to know this guy’s story. Although “Survivalist Nutjob” may actually sum it up in a nutshell.