Movie character mortality poll

Janitors or night watchmen in a monster movie.

English people who piss off Mel Gibson.

Whoever says, “We’d better split up.”

Anyone who says “I’ll go get the car” will die a fiery car-bombing within the next two minutes.

Well, sort of. His partner gets shot but does not die in the first DIRTY HARRY pic. Some of the cops he works with get killed in later films, but except for Tyne Daley in THE ENFORCER, they’re not necessarily his partners, per se.

I’d say being Harry’s partner is risky, but not nearly so risky as wearing the red shirt on Star Trek.

In any war movie, a soldier who makes the mistake of showing everyone a picture of his sweetheart back home, is automatically toast.

Any adult who tries to rescue a child who has casually wandered into:
[ul][li]The part of the building that is on fire[/li][li]The part of the building filled with terrorist bombs[/li][li]The part of the cave about to collapse[/li][li]The part of the ship that is sinking the fastest[/li][/ul]
Corollary: the child will escape without a scratch.

Whoever says “See? There’s nothing out there!”