Movie Marathon (Part 1)

“Final” movies that weren’t final

  1. Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (followed by New Nightmare and Freddy Vs. Jason)
  2. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (followed by no less than EIGHT more films)*
  3. Omen III: The Final Conflict (followed by Omen IV: The Awakening - a TV movie)
  4. Saw: The Final Chapter (followed by Jigsaw)
  5. Final Destination (four sequels)

“Final” movies that weren’t final

  1. Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (followed by New Nightmare and Freddy Vs. Jason)
  2. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (followed by no less than EIGHT more films)*
  3. Omen III: The Final Conflict (followed by Omen IV: The Awakening - a TV movie)
  4. Saw: The Final Chapter (followed by Jigsaw)
  5. Final Destination (four sequels)
  6. Puppet Master 5: The Final Chapter (four more movies followed)

“Final” movies that weren’t final

  1. Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (followed by New Nightmare and Freddy Vs. Jason)
  2. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (followed by no less than EIGHT more films)*
  3. Omen III: The Final Conflict (followed by Omen IV: The Awakening - a TV movie)
  4. Saw: The Final Chapter (followed by Jigsaw)
  5. Final Destination (four sequels)
  6. Puppet Master 5: The Final Chapter (four more movies followed)
  7. Final Fantasy: Legend of the Crystals (eight sequels)

“Final” movies that weren’t final

  1. Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (followed by New Nightmare and Freddy Vs. Jason)
  2. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (followed by no less than EIGHT more films)*
  3. Omen III: The Final Conflict (followed by Omen IV: The Awakening - a TV movie)
  4. Saw: The Final Chapter (followed by Jigsaw)
  5. Final Destination (four sequels)
  6. Puppet Master 5: The Final Chapter (four more movies followed)
  7. Final Fantasy: Legend of the Crystals (eight sequels)
  8. Star Trek 5: The Final Frontier (five more before the reboot)

“Final” movies that weren’t final

  1. Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (followed by New Nightmare and Freddy Vs. Jason)
  2. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (followed by no less than EIGHT more films)*
  3. Omen III: The Final Conflict (followed by Omen IV: The Awakening - a TV movie)
  4. Saw: The Final Chapter (followed by Jigsaw)
  5. Final Destination (four sequels)
  6. Puppet Master 5: The Final Chapter (four more movies followed)
  7. Final Fantasy: Legend of the Crystals (eight sequels)
  8. Star Trek 5: The Final Frontier (five more before the reboot)
  9. Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice (eight more movies followed)

“Final” movies that weren’t final

  1. Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (followed by New Nightmare and Freddy Vs. Jason)
  2. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (followed by no less than EIGHT more films)*
  3. Omen III: The Final Conflict (followed by Omen IV: The Awakening - a TV movie)
  4. Saw: The Final Chapter (followed by Jigsaw)
  5. Final Destination (four sequels)
  6. Puppet Master 5: The Final Chapter (four more movies followed)
  7. Final Fantasy: Legend of the Crystals (eight sequels)
  8. Star Trek 5: The Final Frontier (five more before the reboot)
  9. Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice (eight more movies followed)
  10. Final Destination (first in the franchise)

Movies where characters had terrible accents

  1. Bram Stoker’s Dracula – Keanu Reeves

Movies where characters had terrible accents

  1. Bram Stoker’s Dracula – Keanu Reeves
  2. Mary Poppins - Dick Van Dyke

Movies where characters had terrible accents

  1. Bram Stoker’s Dracula – Keanu Reeves
  2. Mary Poppins - Dick Van Dyke
  3. Rounders - John Malkovich

Even he knew it was awful.

Movies where characters had terrible accents

  1. Bram Stoker’s Dracula – Keanu Reeves
  2. Mary Poppins - Dick Van Dyke
  3. Rounders - John Malkovich
  4. Robin Hood Prince of Thieves - Kevin Costner

A standard bearer in bad accents

Movies where characters had terrible accents

  1. Bram Stoker’s Dracula – Keanu Reeves
  2. Mary Poppins - Dick Van Dyke
  3. Rounders - John Malkovich
  4. Robin Hood Prince of Thieves - Kevin Costner
  5. Far and Away - Tom Cruise

Movies where characters had terrible accents

  1. Bram Stoker’s Dracula – Keanu Reeves
  2. Mary Poppins - Dick Van Dyke
  3. Rounders - John Malkovich
  4. Robin Hood Prince of Thieves - Kevin Costner
  5. Far and Away - Tom Cruise
  6. From Hell - Heather Graham

Now why didn’t I think of that?

Movies where characters had terrible accents

  1. Bram Stoker’s Dracula – Keanu Reeves
  2. Mary Poppins - Dick Van Dyke
  3. Rounders - John Malkovich
  4. Robin Hood Prince of Thieves - Kevin Costner
  5. Far and Away - Tom Cruise
  6. From Hell - Heather Graham
  7. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang - Dick Van Dyke

Having learned his lesson from Mary Poppins, he didn’t even try a British accent the second time.

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[quote=“RivkahChaya, post:6008, topic:838780”]
“Final” movies that weren’t final

…5. Final Destination (four sequels)
…10. Final Destination (first in the franchise)…

Now why didn’t I think of that?[/quote]
In my defense, I recently ignored the third email from my optometrist that I am overdue for an appointment.

ETA: I also really have no idea how quoting works on the new MB.

Movies where characters had terrible accents

  1. Bram Stoker’s Dracula – Keanu Reeves
  2. Mary Poppins - Dick Van Dyke
  3. Rounders - John Malkovich
  4. Robin Hood Prince of Thieves - Kevin Costner
  5. Far and Away - Tom Cruise
  6. From Hell - Heather Graham
  7. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang - Dick Van Dyke
  8. The Devil’s Own - Brad Pitt

Movies where characters had terrible accents

  1. Bram Stoker’s Dracula – Keanu Reeves
  2. Mary Poppins - Dick Van Dyke
  3. Rounders - John Malkovich
  4. Robin Hood Prince of Thieves - Kevin Costner
  5. Far and Away - Tom Cruise
  6. From Hell - Heather Graham
  7. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang - Dick Van Dyke
  8. The Devil’s Own - Brad Pitt
  9. Grease - John Travolta … can’t hide that Jersey accent

-“BB”-

Movies where characters had terrible accents

  1. Bram Stoker’s Dracula – Keanu Reeves
  2. Mary Poppins - Dick Van Dyke
  3. Rounders - John Malkovich
  4. Robin Hood Prince of Thieves - Kevin Costner
  5. Far and Away - Tom Cruise
  6. From Hell - Heather Graham
  7. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang - Dick Van Dyke
  8. Dead Man Walking - Susan Sarandon -

Housekeeping.

Movies where characters had terrible accents

  1. Bram Stoker’s Dracula – Keanu Reeves
  2. Mary Poppins - Dick Van Dyke
  3. Rounders - John Malkovich
  4. Robin Hood Prince of Thieves - Kevin Costner
  5. Far and Away - Tom Cruise
  6. From Hell - Heather Graham
  7. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang - Dick Van Dyke
  8. Dead Man Walking - Susan Sarandon
  9. The Devil’s Own - Brad Pitt
  10. Grease - John Travolta
  11. Ocean’s Eleven - Don Cheadle

ISTR he’s even apologized for his terrible Cockney accent since then.

Next:

Swords and Sorcery movies that are actually pretty good

  1. Excalibur

Swords and Sorcery movies that are actually pretty good

  1. Excalibur
  2. Stardust

Swords and Sorcery movies that are actually pretty good

  1. Excalibur
  2. Stardust
  3. Roy Scheider’s “Sorcerer”

How rigidly is the category defined.

Swords and Sorcery movies that are actually pretty good

  1. Excalibur
  2. Stardust
  3. Roy Scheider’s “Sorcerer”
  4. Jason and the Argonauts