The Longest Yard (1974) (can’t speak for the Sandler remake; I’ve intentionally avoided it)
It’s A Wonderful Life
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi
Field of Dreams
Next, Joe Pesci movie quotes.
“Who did the president, who killed Kenned… fuck man! It’s a mystery! It’s a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma! The fuckin’ shooters don’t even know! Don’t you get it?” - JFK
“Who did the president, who killed Kenned… fuck man! It’s a mystery! It’s a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma! The fuckin’ shooters don’t even know! Don’t you get it?” - JFK
“I’m Leo Getz, and whatever you want, Leo gets.” - Lethal Weapon 2
“Who did the president, who killed Kenned… fuck man! It’s a mystery! It’s a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma! The fuckin’ shooters don’t even know! Don’t you get it?” - JFK
“I’m Leo Getz, and whatever you want, Leo gets.” - Lethal Weapon 2
“I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown?” - Goodfellas
“Who did the president, who killed Kenned… fuck man! It’s a mystery! It’s a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma! The fuckin’ shooters don’t even know! Don’t you get it?” - JFK
“I’m Leo Getz, and whatever you want, Leo gets.” - Lethal Weapon 2
“I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown?” - Goodfellas
“Well, perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove. Were these magic grits? I mean, did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?” - My Cousin Vinny
“Who did the president, who killed Kenned… fuck man! It’s a mystery! It’s a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma! The fuckin’ shooters don’t even know! Don’t you get it?” - JFK
“I’m Leo Getz, and whatever you want, Leo gets.” - Lethal Weapon 2
“I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown?” - Goodfellas
“Well, perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove. Were these magic grits? I mean, did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?” - My Cousin Vinny
“Look, I don’t want to have to put you kids through hell so let me tell you what’s going to happen. First I’m gonna hurt you. Then you’re gonna try to be brave. Then I’m gonna hurt you again, then you’re gonna tell me everything.” - 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag
“Who did the president, who killed Kenned… fuck man! It’s a mystery! It’s a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma! The fuckin’ shooters don’t even know! Don’t you get it?” - JFK
“I’m Leo Getz, and whatever you want, Leo gets.” - Lethal Weapon 2
“I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown?” - Goodfellas
“Well, perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove. Were these magic grits? I mean, did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?” - My Cousin Vinny
“Look, I don’t want to have to put you kids through hell so let me tell you what’s going to happen. First I’m gonna hurt you. Then you’re gonna try to be brave. Then I’m gonna hurt you again, then you’re gonna tell me everything.” - 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag
“We spent nine months in jail, thinking we had the worst luck in the universe. We were wrong, little buddy.” - Home Alone 2
“Who did the president, who killed Kenned… fuck man! It’s a mystery! It’s a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma! The fuckin’ shooters don’t even know! Don’t you get it?” - JFK
“I’m Leo Getz, and whatever you want, Leo gets.” - Lethal Weapon 2
“I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown?” - Goodfellas
“Well, perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove. Were these magic grits? I mean, did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?” - My Cousin Vinny
“Look, I don’t want to have to put you kids through hell so let me tell you what’s going to happen. First I’m gonna hurt you. Then you’re gonna try to be brave. Then I’m gonna hurt you again, then you’re gonna tell me everything.” - 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag
“We spent nine months in jail, thinking we had the worst luck in the universe. We were wrong, little buddy.” - Home Alone 2
“This guy could fuck up a cup of coffee.” - Casino
“Who did the president, who killed Kenned… fuck man! It’s a mystery! It’s a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma! The fuckin’ shooters don’t even know! Don’t you get it?” - JFK
“I’m Leo Getz, and whatever you want, Leo gets.” - Lethal Weapon 2
“I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown?” - Goodfellas
“Well, perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove. Were these magic grits? I mean, did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?” - My Cousin Vinny
“Look, I don’t want to have to put you kids through hell so let me tell you what’s going to happen. First I’m gonna hurt you. Then you’re gonna try to be brave. Then I’m gonna hurt you again, then you’re gonna tell me everything.” - 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag
“We spent nine months in jail, thinking we had the worst luck in the universe. We were wrong, little buddy.” - Home Alone 2
“This guy could fuck up a cup of coffee.” - Casino
“I want every kid in this whole world to take drugs because of me. Because of ME. I want everybody to know. Everybody.” - Moonwalker
“Who did the President, who killed Kenned… fuck man! It’s a mystery! It’s a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma! The fuckin’ shooters don’t even know! Don’t you get it?” - JFK
“I’m Leo Getz, and whatever you want, Leo gets.” - Lethal Weapon 2
“I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown?” - Goodfellas
“Well, perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove. Were these magic grits? I mean, did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?” - My Cousin Vinny
“Look, I don’t want to have to put you kids through hell so let me tell you what’s going to happen. First I’m gonna hurt you. Then you’re gonna try to be brave. Then I’m gonna hurt you again, then you’re gonna tell me everything.” - 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag
“We spent nine months in jail, thinking we had the worst luck in the universe. We were wrong, little buddy.” - Home Alone 2
“This guy could fuck up a cup of coffee.” - Casino
" I’m not gonna answer that. It’s stupid. It’s a sick question and you’re a sick fuck and I’m not that sick that I’m gonna answer it. I’m leaving. If Nora calls tell her I went home. I’m not staying in this nuthouse with you." - Raging Bull
“Who did the president, who killed Kenned… fuck man! It’s a mystery! It’s a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma! The fuckin’ shooters don’t even know! Don’t you get it?” - JFK
“I’m Leo Getz, and whatever you want, Leo gets.” - Lethal Weapon 2
“I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown?” - Goodfellas
“Well, perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove. Were these magic grits? I mean, did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?” - My Cousin Vinny
“Look, I don’t want to have to put you kids through hell so let me tell you what’s going to happen. First I’m gonna hurt you. Then you’re gonna try to be brave. Then I’m gonna hurt you again, then you’re gonna tell me everything.” - 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag
“They fuck you at the drive-thru!” - Lethal Weapon II
“Who did the president, who killed Kenned… fuck man! It’s a mystery! It’s a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma! The fuckin’ shooters don’t even know! Don’t you get it?” - JFK
“I’m Leo Getz, and whatever you want, Leo gets.” - Lethal Weapon 2
“I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown?” - Goodfellas
“Well, perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove. Were these magic grits? I mean, did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?” - My Cousin Vinny
“Look, I don’t want to have to put you kids through hell so let me tell you what’s going to happen. First I’m gonna hurt you. Then you’re gonna try to be brave. Then I’m gonna hurt you again, then you’re gonna tell me everything.” - 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag
“We spent nine months in jail, thinking we had the worst luck in the universe. We were wrong, little buddy.” - Home Alone 2
“This guy could fuck up a cup of coffee.” - Casino
“I want every kid in this whole world to take drugs because of me. Because of ME. I want everybody to know. Everybody.” - Moonwalker
" I’m not gonna answer that. It’s stupid. It’s a sick question and you’re a sick fuck and I’m not that sick that I’m gonna answer it. I’m leaving. If Nora calls tell her I went home. I’m not staying in this nuthouse with you." - Raging Bull
“They fuck you at the drive-thru!” - Lethal Weapon II