The Odd Couple - “I can’t take it anymore, Felix, I’m cracking up. Everything you do irritates me. And when you’re not here, the things I know you’re gonna do when you come in irritate me. You leave me little notes on my pillow. Told you 158 times I can’t stand little notes on my pillow. “We’re all out of cornflakes. F.U.” Took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar!”
The Odd Couple - “I can’t take it anymore, Felix, I’m cracking up. Everything you do irritates me. And when you’re not here, the things I know you’re gonna do when you come in irritate me. You leave me little notes on my pillow. Told you 158 times I can’t stand little notes on my pillow. “We’re all out of cornflakes. F.U.” Took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar!”
The African Queen - “By the authority granted to me by his Imperial Majesty Kaiser Wilhelm the Second I pronounce you man and wife - proceed with the execution.”
The Odd Couple - “I can’t take it anymore, Felix, I’m cracking up. Everything you do irritates me. And when you’re not here, the things I know you’re gonna do when you come in irritate me. You leave me little notes on my pillow. Told you 158 times I can’t stand little notes on my pillow. “We’re all out of cornflakes. F.U.” Took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar!”
The African Queen - “By the authority granted to me by his Imperial Majesty Kaiser Wilhelm the Second I pronounce you man and wife - proceed with the execution.”
Real Genius - “I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, ‘… I drank what?’”
The Odd Couple - “I can’t take it anymore, Felix, I’m cracking up. Everything you do irritates me. And when you’re not here, the things I know you’re gonna do when you come in irritate me. You leave me little notes on my pillow. Told you 158 times I can’t stand little notes on my pillow. “We’re all out of cornflakes. F.U.” Took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar!”
The African Queen - “By the authority granted to me by his Imperial Majesty Kaiser Wilhelm the Second I pronounce you man and wife - proceed with the execution.”
Real Genius - “I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, ‘… I drank what?’”
North by Northwest - “You gentlemen aren’t REALLY trying to kill my son, are you?”
The Odd Couple - “I can’t take it anymore, Felix, I’m cracking up. Everything you do irritates me. And when you’re not here, the things I know you’re gonna do when you come in irritate me. You leave me little notes on my pillow. Told you 158 times I can’t stand little notes on my pillow. “We’re all out of cornflakes. F.U.” Took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar!”
The African Queen - “By the authority granted to me by his Imperial Majesty Kaiser Wilhelm the Second I pronounce you man and wife - proceed with the execution.”
Real Genius - “I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, ‘… I drank what?’”
North by Northwest - “You gentlemen aren’t REALLY trying to kill my son, are you?”
The Odd Couple - “I can’t take it anymore, Felix, I’m cracking up. Everything you do irritates me. And when you’re not here, the things I know you’re gonna do when you come in irritate me. You leave me little notes on my pillow. Told you 158 times I can’t stand little notes on my pillow. “We’re all out of cornflakes. F.U.” Took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar!”
The African Queen - “By the authority granted to me by his Imperial Majesty Kaiser Wilhelm the Second I pronounce you man and wife - proceed with the execution.”
Real Genius - “I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, ‘… I drank what?’”
North by Northwest - “You gentlemen aren’t REALLY trying to kill my son, are you?”
The Odd Couple - “I can’t take it anymore, Felix, I’m cracking up. Everything you do irritates me. And when you’re not here, the things I know you’re gonna do when you come in irritate me. You leave me little notes on my pillow. Told you 158 times I can’t stand little notes on my pillow. “We’re all out of cornflakes. F.U.” Took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar!”
The African Queen - “By the authority granted to me by his Imperial Majesty Kaiser Wilhelm the Second I pronounce you man and wife - proceed with the execution.”
Real Genius - “I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, ‘… I drank what?’”
North by Northwest - “You gentlemen aren’t REALLY trying to kill my son, are you?”
Goldfinger: “No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.”
This is Spinal Tap: “These go to eleven.”
Airplane: “I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.”
The Odd Couple - “I can’t take it anymore, Felix, I’m cracking up. Everything you do irritates me. And when you’re not here, the things I know you’re gonna do when you come in irritate me. You leave me little notes on my pillow. Told you 158 times I can’t stand little notes on my pillow. “We’re all out of cornflakes. F.U.” Took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar!”
The African Queen - “By the authority granted to me by his Imperial Majesty Kaiser Wilhelm the Second I pronounce you man and wife - proceed with the execution.”
Real Genius - “I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, ‘… I drank what?’”
North by Northwest - “You gentlemen aren’t REALLY trying to kill my son, are you?”
Goldfinger: “No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.”
This is Spinal Tap: “These go to eleven.”
Airplane: “I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.”
UHF: This is my new mop. George, my friend, he gave me this mop. This is a pretty good mop. It’s not as good as my first mop. I miss my first mop, but this is still a good mop. Sometimes, you just hafta take what life gives ya, 'cause life is like a mop and sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and bugs and hairballs and stuff… you, you, you gotta clean it out. You, you, you gotta put it in here and rinse it off and start all over again and, and sometimes, sometimes life sticks to the floor so bad you know a mop, a mop, it’s not good enough, it’s not good enough. You, you gotta get down there, like, with a toothbrush, you know, and you gotta, you gotta really scrub 'cause you gotta get it off. You gotta really try to get it off. But if that doesn’t work, that doesn’t work, you can’t give up. You gotta, you gotta stand right up. You, you gotta run to a window and say, “Hey! These floors are dirty as hell, and I’m not gonna take it anymore!”
The Odd Couple - “I can’t take it anymore, Felix, I’m cracking up. Everything you do irritates me. And when you’re not here, the things I know you’re gonna do when you come in irritate me. You leave me little notes on my pillow. Told you 158 times I can’t stand little notes on my pillow. “We’re all out of cornflakes. F.U.” Took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar!”
The African Queen - “By the authority granted to me by his Imperial Majesty Kaiser Wilhelm the Second I pronounce you man and wife - proceed with the execution.”
Real Genius - “I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, ‘… I drank what?’”
North by Northwest - “You gentlemen aren’t REALLY trying to kill my son, are you?”
Goldfinger: “No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.”
This is Spinal Tap: “These go to eleven.”
Airplane: “I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.”
UHF: This is my new mop. George, my friend, he gave me this mop. This is a pretty good mop. It’s not as good as my first mop. I miss my first mop, but this is still a good mop. Sometimes, you just hafta take what life gives ya, 'cause life is like a mop and sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and bugs and hairballs and stuff… you, you, you gotta clean it out. You, you, you gotta put it in here and rinse it off and start all over again and, and sometimes, sometimes life sticks to the floor so bad you know a mop, a mop, it’s not good enough, it’s not good enough. You, you gotta get down there, like, with a toothbrush, you know, and you gotta, you gotta really scrub 'cause you gotta get it off. You gotta really try to get it off. But if that doesn’t work, that doesn’t work, you can’t give up. You gotta, you gotta stand right up. You, you gotta run to a window and say, “Hey! These floors are dirty as hell, and I’m not gonna take it anymore!”
Back to the Future – “After all that lecturing about screwing up future events and the space-time continuum… ?”
"Yeah – well, I figured, what the hell?
The Odd Couple - “I can’t take it anymore, Felix, I’m cracking up. Everything you do irritates me. And when you’re not here, the things I know you’re gonna do when you come in irritate me. You leave me little notes on my pillow. Told you 158 times I can’t stand little notes on my pillow. “We’re all out of cornflakes. F.U.” Took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar!”
The African Queen - “By the authority granted to me by his Imperial Majesty Kaiser Wilhelm the Second I pronounce you man and wife - proceed with the execution.”
Real Genius - “I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, ‘… I drank what?’”
North by Northwest - “You gentlemen aren’t REALLY trying to kill my son, are you?”
Goldfinger: “No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.”
This is Spinal Tap: “These go to eleven.”
Airplane: “I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.”
UHF: This is my new mop. George, my friend, he gave me this mop. This is a pretty good mop. It’s not as good as my first mop. I miss my first mop, but this is still a good mop. Sometimes, you just hafta take what life gives ya, 'cause life is like a mop and sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and bugs and hairballs and stuff… you, you, you gotta clean it out. You, you, you gotta put it in here and rinse it off and start all over again and, and sometimes, sometimes life sticks to the floor so bad you know a mop, a mop, it’s not good enough, it’s not good enough. You, you gotta get down there, like, with a toothbrush, you know, and you gotta, you gotta really scrub 'cause you gotta get it off. You gotta really try to get it off. But if that doesn’t work, that doesn’t work, you can’t give up. You gotta, you gotta stand right up. You, you gotta run to a window and say, “Hey! These floors are dirty as hell, and I’m not gonna take it anymore!”
Back to the Future – “After all that lecturing about screwing up future events and the space-time continuum… ?”
"Yeah – well, I figured, what the hell?
Harvey - “Years ago my mother used to say to me, she’d say, “In this world, Elwood, you must be” - she always called me Elwood - “In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant.” Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me.”
Let’s do some more movie quotes
Guys and Dolls - “My father once said to me ‘One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to show you a brand-new deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken. Then this guy is going to offer to bet you that he can make the jack of spades jump out of this brand-new deck of cards and squirt cider in your ear. But, son, do not accept this bet, because as sure as you stand there, you’re going to wind up with an ear full of cider.’”
Guys and Dolls - “My father once said to me ‘One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to show you a brand-new deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken. Then this guy is going to offer to bet you that he can make the jack of spades jump out of this brand-new deck of cards and squirt cider in your ear. But, son, do not accept this bet, because as sure as you stand there, you’re going to wind up with an ear full of cider.’”
Treasure of the Sierra Madre - “Badges? We ain’t got no badges. We don’t need no badges. I don’t have to show you any stinking badges.”
Guys and Dolls - “My father once said to me ‘One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to show you a brand-new deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken. Then this guy is going to offer to bet you that he can make the jack of spades jump out of this brand-new deck of cards and squirt cider in your ear. But, son, do not accept this bet, because as sure as you stand there, you’re going to wind up with an ear full of cider.’”
Treasure of the Sierra Madre - “Badges? We ain’t got no badges. We don’t need no badges. I don’t have to show you any stinking badges.”
Blazing Saddles - “My name is Jim. But most people call me…Jim”
Guys and Dolls - “My father once said to me ‘One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to show you a brand-new deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken. Then this guy is going to offer to bet you that he can make the jack of spades jump out of this brand-new deck of cards and squirt cider in your ear. But, son, do not accept this bet, because as sure as you stand there, you’re going to wind up with an ear full of cider.’”
Treasure of the Sierra Madre - “Badges? We ain’t got no badges. We don’t need no badges. I don’t have to show you any stinking badges.”
Blazing Saddles - “My name is Jim. But most people call me…Jim”
The Friends of Eddie Coyle - “I could sell thirty pieces tomorrow without even seeing you. I can’t get my hands on 'em fast enough. I’ll bet if I was to go down the shrine there and go to confession, I’d get three Hail Marys, and then the priest would ask me confidentially if I can get him something light to carry underneath his coat.”
Guys and Dolls - “My father once said to me ‘One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to show you a brand-new deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken. Then this guy is going to offer to bet you that he can make the jack of spades jump out of this brand-new deck of cards and squirt cider in your ear. But, son, do not accept this bet, because as sure as you stand there, you’re going to wind up with an ear full of cider.’”
Treasure of the Sierra Madre - “Badges? We ain’t got no badges. We don’t need no badges. I don’t have to show you any stinking badges.”
Blazing Saddles - “My name is Jim. But most people call me…Jim”
The Friends of Eddie Coyle - “I could sell thirty pieces tomorrow without even seeing you. I can’t get my hands on 'em fast enough. I’ll bet if I was to go down the shrine there and go to confession, I’d get three Hail Marys, and then the priest would ask me confidentially if I can get him something light to carry underneath his coat.”
Blade Runner - “I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe… Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion… I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain… Time to die.”
Guys and Dolls - “My father once said to me ‘One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to show you a brand-new deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken. Then this guy is going to offer to bet you that he can make the jack of spades jump out of this brand-new deck of cards and squirt cider in your ear. But, son, do not accept this bet, because as sure as you stand there, you’re going to wind up with an ear full of cider.’”
Treasure of the Sierra Madre - “Badges? We ain’t got no badges. We don’t need no badges. I don’t have to show you any stinking badges.”
Blazing Saddles - “My name is Jim. But most people call me…Jim”
The Friends of Eddie Coyle - “I could sell thirty pieces tomorrow without even seeing you. I can’t get my hands on 'em fast enough. I’ll bet if I was to go down the shrine there and go to confession, I’d get three Hail Marys, and then the priest would ask me confidentially if I can get him something light to carry underneath his coat.”
Blade Runner - “I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe… Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion… I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain… Time to die.”
My name is Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump. [ad libbed by Tom Hanks and kept in]
Guys and Dolls - “My father once said to me ‘One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to show you a brand-new deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken. Then this guy is going to offer to bet you that he can make the jack of spades jump out of this brand-new deck of cards and squirt cider in your ear. But, son, do not accept this bet, because as sure as you stand there, you’re going to wind up with an ear full of cider.’”
Treasure of the Sierra Madre - “Badges? We ain’t got no badges. We don’t need no badges. I don’t have to show you any stinking badges.”
Blazing Saddles - “My name is Jim. But most people call me…Jim”
The Friends of Eddie Coyle - “I could sell thirty pieces tomorrow without even seeing you. I can’t get my hands on 'em fast enough. I’ll bet if I was to go down the shrine there and go to confession, I’d get three Hail Marys, and then the priest would ask me confidentially if I can get him something light to carry underneath his coat.”
Blade Runner - “I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe… Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion… I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain… Time to die.”
My name is Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump. [ad libbed by Tom Hanks and kept in]
Bedazzled - "Suicide. Really. That’s the last thing you should try.
Guys and Dolls - “My father once said to me ‘One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to show you a brand-new deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken. Then this guy is going to offer to bet you that he can make the jack of spades jump out of this brand-new deck of cards and squirt cider in your ear. But, son, do not accept this bet, because as sure as you stand there, you’re going to wind up with an ear full of cider.’”
Treasure of the Sierra Madre - “Badges? We ain’t got no badges. We don’t need no badges. I don’t have to show you any stinking badges.”
Blazing Saddles - “My name is Jim. But most people call me…Jim”
The Friends of Eddie Coyle - “I could sell thirty pieces tomorrow without even seeing you. I can’t get my hands on 'em fast enough. I’ll bet if I was to go down the shrine there and go to confession, I’d get three Hail Marys, and then the priest would ask me confidentially if I can get him something light to carry underneath his coat.”
Blade Runner - “I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe… Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion… I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain… Time to die.”
My name is Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump. [ad libbed by Tom Hanks and kept in]
Bedazzled - "Suicide. Really. That’s the last thing you should try.
The Blues Brothers - “It’s a hundred and six miles to Chicago. We’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.”
“Hit it.”
Guys and Dolls - “My father once said to me ‘One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to show you a brand-new deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken. Then this guy is going to offer to bet you that he can make the jack of spades jump out of this brand-new deck of cards and squirt cider in your ear. But, son, do not accept this bet, because as sure as you stand there, you’re going to wind up with an ear full of cider.’”
Treasure of the Sierra Madre - “Badges? We ain’t got no badges. We don’t need no badges. I don’t have to show you any stinking badges.”
Blazing Saddles - “My name is Jim. But most people call me…Jim”
The Friends of Eddie Coyle - “I could sell thirty pieces tomorrow without even seeing you. I can’t get my hands on 'em fast enough. I’ll bet if I was to go down the shrine there and go to confession, I’d get three Hail Marys, and then the priest would ask me confidentially if I can get him something light to carry underneath his coat.”
Blade Runner - “I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe… Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion… I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain… Time to die.”
My name is Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump. [ad libbed by Tom Hanks and kept in]
Bedazzled - "Suicide. Really. That’s the last thing you should try.
The Blues Brothers - “It’s a hundred and six miles to Chicago. We’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.”
“Hit it.”
The Princess Bride – “Don’t rush me, sonny. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.”
Guys and Dolls - “My father once said to me ‘One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to show you a brand-new deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken. Then this guy is going to offer to bet you that he can make the jack of spades jump out of this brand-new deck of cards and squirt cider in your ear. But, son, do not accept this bet, because as sure as you stand there, you’re going to wind up with an ear full of cider.’”
Treasure of the Sierra Madre - “Badges? We ain’t got no badges. We don’t need no badges. I don’t have to show you any stinking badges.”
Blazing Saddles - “My name is Jim. But most people call me…Jim”
The Friends of Eddie Coyle - “I could sell thirty pieces tomorrow without even seeing you. I can’t get my hands on 'em fast enough. I’ll bet if I was to go down the shrine there and go to confession, I’d get three Hail Marys, and then the priest would ask me confidentially if I can get him something light to carry underneath his coat.”
Blade Runner - “I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe… Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion… I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain… Time to die.”
My name is Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump. [ad libbed by Tom Hanks and kept in]
Bedazzled - "Suicide. Really. That’s the last thing you should try.
The Blues Brothers - “It’s a hundred and six miles to Chicago. We’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.”
“Hit it.”
The Princess Bride – “Don’t rush me, sonny. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.”
Casablanca - “Major Strasser has been shot. Round up the usual suspects!”
