M * A * S * H – If you’re good enough at your job, you can break rules with impunity.
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978) - Even if you’re careful and go without sleep, you will still become a pod person eventually.
The Little Mermaid - It’s OK to completely change your physical appearance and way of life for the person you love, even if he makes no sacrifices at all.
Alien 3 - You can tirelessly and bravely fight an implacable foe and still lose in the end.
The Breakfast Club - If your annoying girlfriend passes out, you’re free to pass her along to your friend to do with what he likes.
M * A * S * H – If you’re good enough at your job, you can break rules with impunity.
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978) - Even if you’re careful and go without sleep, you will still become a pod person eventually.
The Little Mermaid - It’s OK to completely change your physical appearance and way of life for the person you love, even if he makes no sacrifices at all.
Alien 3 - You can tirelessly and bravely fight an implacable foe and still lose in the end.
The Breakfast Club - If your annoying girlfriend passes out, you’re free to pass her along to your friend to do with what he likes.
The Usual Suspects - Evil always wins eventually.
Goldfinger - If you’re a master criminal, kill the law enforcement agent who’s investigating you at the very first opporunity.
M * A * S * H – If you’re good enough at your job, you can break rules with impunity.
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978) - Even if you’re careful and go without sleep, you will still become a pod person eventually.
The Little Mermaid - It’s OK to completely change your physical appearance and way of life for the person you love, even if he makes no sacrifices at all.
Alien 3 - You can tirelessly and bravely fight an implacable foe and still lose in the end.
The Breakfast Club - If your annoying girlfriend passes out, you’re free to pass her along to your friend to do with what he likes.
The Usual Suspects - Evil always wins eventually.
Goldfinger - If you’re a master criminal, kill the law enforcement agent who’s investigating you at the very first opporunity.
M * A * S * H – If you’re good enough at your job, you can break rules with impunity.
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978) - Even if you’re careful and go without sleep, you will still become a pod person eventually.
The Little Mermaid - It’s OK to completely change your physical appearance and way of life for the person you love, even if he makes no sacrifices at all.
Alien 3 - You can tirelessly and bravely fight an implacable foe and still lose in the end.
The Breakfast Club - If your annoying girlfriend passes out, you’re free to pass her along to your friend to do with what he likes.
The Usual Suspects - Evil always wins eventually.
Goldfinger - If you’re a master criminal, kill the law enforcement agent who’s investigating you at the very first opporunity.
Catch-22 - An airman would have to be crazy to fly more missions, and if he were crazy he would be unfit to fly. Yet, if an airman were to refuse to fly more missions, this would indicate that he is sane, which would mean that he would be fit to fly the missions, basically an impossible “damned if you do, damned if you don’t” situation.
M * A * S * H – If you’re good enough at your job, you can break rules with impunity.
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978) - Even if you’re careful and go without sleep, you will still become a pod person eventually.
The Little Mermaid - It’s OK to completely change your physical appearance and way of life for the person you love, even if he makes no sacrifices at all.
Alien 3 - You can tirelessly and bravely fight an implacable foe and still lose in the end.
Sixteen Candles - If your annoying girlfriend passes out, you’re free to pass her along to your friend to do with what he likes.
The Usual Suspects - Evil always wins eventually.
Goldfinger - If you’re a master criminal, kill the law enforcement agent who’s investigating you at the very first opporunity.
Tropic Thunder - “Never go full retard.”
Catch-22 - An airman would have to be crazy to fly more missions, and if he were crazy he would be unfit to fly. Yet, if an airman were to refuse to fly more missions, this would indicate that he is sane, which would mean that he would be fit to fly the missions, basically an impossible “damned if you do, damned if you don’t” situation.