A Midwinter’s Tale
“As soon as that camera is off, he gonna fuck that little dog.”
Shakes the Clown.
“That’s what you remind me of: An evil Mister Rogers. Will you please kill him? He’s pissing me off.”
Demolition Man
“It’s me, you old poop!”
On Golden Pond
“Nothing escapes me. No one escapes me.”
The Seventh Seal.
“It’s already mutated into human form! Shoot it!”
BANG
“Take that, you mutated son of a bitch!”
**Back to the Future **
Cops won’t find your boy. Cop couldn’t find his butt if he had a bell on it. You want to find an outlaw, you call an outlaw. You want to find a Dunkin’ Donuts you call a cop.
Raising Arizona
- Okay, a simple “wrong” would’ve done just fine.*
Billy Madison
I have something to say about the difference between American and European cities. But I forgot what it is.
True Stories
“So Kareem rebounds, right? Feeds Worthy on the break, over to A.C., to Magic, then back to Worthy, right? BOOM! Two points!”
***Die Hard
***“I never thought I’d say this, but I’m glad I’m not hung like a bear.”
Tucker and Dale vs Evil
Well, I’ll tell you son… Due to a Cetcil wind, Dystor’s vectored us into a 360-tarson of slow air traffic. Now we’ll maintain this Borden hold until we get the Forta Magnus clearance from Melnics.
Airport.
“I should thank you, but it would be more fun to kill you.”
Wreck-it Ralph
I’m in a mist! Everything’s bad! Oh, I’ve got a funny feeling in my toe!
Watership Down.
Sewing machine!
Even Google fails me on this one.
Holy schlamoly, if it isn’t this, I give up:
Habibie & Ainun
What’s-a behind-a me is-a not important.
The Gumball Rally
“Was I born a cute, vindictive little bitch, or did society make me that way? I go back and forth on that.”
Hard Candy
“Fuck the bank. Before we do a job we live life. It’s better that way. Okay?”
Killing Zoe
“Cut the gas, Steve, you’re a grown man. I’m sure you’ve had some similar experience.”
Silverstreak
Patch Adam’s doesn’t deserve a director’s cut, the first one was long enough!