from checkstand number 5:
Harvey, I need a price check on this box of enemas.
“fleet” brand. 56 oz.
…uh…yeah…it’s for a friend…uh…he…can’t get out of the house…yeah, that’s it!
…uh, er…this is his copy of Barnyard Love Goddesses too…I think the price is…er…$6.95…where’s the sticker?..oh yeah, I think it’s $6.95…
Excuse me… ummmm do you have any diapers for well… LARGER babies? wink wink
as a cashier here, I am not allowed to comment on your purchases.
that said,
pezpunk, your comment made me smirk!
okay okay!
Well can I get an application to work here?
Also, Where are your baby changing stations located?
Spill in aisle 3. There’s a spill in aisle 3.
You can get an application at the front office.
we need someone who can work the graveyard shift.
also, the baby changing stations (the ones with the Reinforced table for the extra big “babies”) are located in the men’s room. past aisle 6)
Change me?
Oops nevermind
CLEANUP ON REGISTER 4!!!
Yeah, I’ll take a couple of box of condoms, a porno mag, bottle of vodka, some panty shields, [sub]some illegal fireworks[/sub] annnnnd one of those disposable enemas, ehh, make it two.
Can I apply as a cashier? I’m smart-ass resistant.
yes, but are you a smart ass?
We only hire people with bad additudes here.
Yeah buddy! I’ve got your price check riiight here.
Is it okay if I use this coupon? I know it’s expired and it is for the 7-oz tube instead of the 10-oz tube, but no one really checks, do they?
astro,YOU are hired!!!
I don’t know what you are thinking about Homer, but count me out.
Sure do. Is this good enough?
Cranky, you don’t really want me to take that coupon.
You couldn’t possibly meet my “requirements”.