Mr. Burns Wouldn't Put Up With Shit Like This

Greenpeace scales Dutch reactor.

Okay, guys, what’re we gonna do for electricity when the oil runs out?

[Mr. Burns] Smithers, have these hippie peacenik hooligans shot! [/Mr. Burns]

Release the hounds.

DAMN YOU!!

Beat to the punch again! :mad:

Better that than the Robotic Richard Simmons!

Beats me. I’ll be right back, I’m going to go lay outside in the warm sun and feel the wind on my face.

What? How does one disguise oneself as a radioactive waste container? Cut two footholes in the bottom of a garbage can, and paint a yellow and magenta trefoil on it?

Makes me wonder if they got Friz Freling to score their approach to the building.

I’ve seen the video, and I kept waiting for the Looney Tunes music to start.

ARGH! Jenny told me I can ban one person for every Staff Report I do, and I’m going to spend them all on you, just for saying this.

The most interesting part of this story is how easy it is sneak into a nuke plant. Of course, when I say “interesting”, I mean “horrifying”.

Farm raise sperm whales for oil?

I bet they looked a lot like Jacko, Whacko and Dot, climbing into the Warner Brothers water tower.
OK, oil is bad. Coal is bad. Nuclear power is bad. If we go back to plain old wood is bad. Whale oil is still bad. They’re against everything. What can we use??? I got it, let’s burn Green Peacers! :eek:

Hold on, I have to throw another hippie on the fire. My connection is getting slow.

Haha, nice. :smiley:

As long as it’s not the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you, I’m happy.

But with soil erosion and the fact they require so much water, it is an almost untenable postion in US southwest and Middle East (the best climate for growing them) to think about farming them.

Bees? Call his name seven times. Candyman. Candyman. Candyman. Candyman. Candyman. Candyman. Candyman. :slight_smile:

It’s disgraceful that the Telegraph neglected to include a photo.

Never fear, though. Here ya go.

Personally, I think Burnsey would gone with the high-pressure hoses… YMMV

Don’t promise me a good time and then not deliver! :stuck_out_tongue: