MTV FUCKING SUCKS

My god I hate that network so much. It has corrupted an entire generation. All of sudden MTV decides what music is good? What the fuck is that? Where the fuck did Brittney Spears, or the Backstreet Boys come from. MTV made them. Its not even about the music its all about image. Allright so I’m not expressing myself very well, but god damn I hate what MTV represents. An entire generation obeying MTV with brainless obedience. MTV doesn’t even show music videos anymore its all of these stupid shows thats hosted by their little VJs. What the hell happened to “music” television? MTV is a pox on this world that must be destroyed (MTV I mean, not the world).

Wow, I never noticed that before!

Thanks for bringing it to our attention. Write if you get any more blinding flashes of the obvious.

Didn’t we see you at the O-Town tryouts?

Don’t be bitter, there’s always next year…

Stand back folks, nuthin’ to see here, keep on movin’.
::holds blowhorn up to mouth:: Put down the remote.
::blinks::
and who influenced your name? adam sandler?

Your rant is ten years late. When ranting, attempt to remain current, or we’ll point out what a clueless pigfucker you are and suggest that you remove the blinders and note that they haven’t shown videos regularly since 1991.

So what’s new? MTV has always sucked! I was there at the inception, saw the first video (“Video Killed the Radio Star” by the Buggles (?)), and it sucked!

It has sucked, it does suck, it always will suck!

Another mystery solved by Captain Obvious!!

Sorry had to jump in there.

Yes, it was the Buggles. I was there too.

But MTV hasn’t always sucked. Back when they showed Rock videos, they were really good (I’d stilldo Martha Quinn!). But then they got into programs, metal, “R&B” (in quotation marks because it’s NOT Rhythm and Blues, it’s sappy nasal whining) and rap.

I still remember holding my Panasonic tape recorder up to the TV (this was before Boom Boxes) trying to capture my favourite songs. Of course, there was always the background noise to deal with. To this day, I can’t hear Devo’s “Whip It” without imagining my mother’s voice behind the music telling me to turn off the TV and come to dinner.

To learn more about how much MTV sucks head to your local record store and check out these songs:

  1. MTV makes me want to smoke crack - Beck

  2. Don’t wanna be no MTV mother fucker - Sublime

Yes while I’m the first to agree that I’m stating the obvious ten years to late. I still felt that it needed to be said. Up until a week ago I was one of the brainless zombies that followed MTV. Then one night under the influence of many substances I realized the truth. Now I feel that it is my mission to educate all you ignorant fuckers. And I swear if anyone disses my name I will personally come to their house, and stick my foot up their ass.

TheGoat is a really retarded name.

I live at…

Oops. Gotta go.

Bring it on, GoatBoy.

But you know that chip on your shoulder? Leave it at home.

And you have been here how long!?! how about i give up some threads about how much some of us hate mtv!

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=41176
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=9773
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=31571
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28249
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=7458
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=30144

Thank you Anya I have only been here a little while, but allready I feel that I am accepted into your friendly little community. Its nice to know that I am not alone in my fight against MTV (now and forever more to be known as the evil pig-fuckers of darkness). Come my brothers, and sisters let us unite, and blow up the MTV building. I live in downtown Manhattan, and I would love to pay MTV a visit during “Total Request Live”. [chuckles maniacly to himself]

I hear ya! You won’t find me dissing your name. And noone has dissed my name yet so you’re probably safe.

Now where’d I put my hickory stick…

sniff

It’s so cute to see them realise they’ve been seriously screwed over and generally used by MTV as a brainless slave. They wake up one morning and realise there is more to life than some stupid TV. More to life than mass produced media swill overhyped and forcefed into a generation of waiting zombies.

It’s so cute to see them figure it out. Funny that they always figure it out too late. :smiley:

I watch MTV for Beavis and Butthead. Heh-heh-heh-heh. Now that Mike Judge went to Fox, there is no good reason to watch MTV. They even diluted the WWF show. Unforgivable!!

This just in from the MOTO (master of the obvious) news desk
Water is wet
We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming

You know, there’s something about TheGoat shining through all these posts that I sort of like. Just a way with words or something.

Hmmm…I miss Beavis and Butthead. I only watch MTV when Daria is on.