This could get embarrassing if I do it alone. Anyone else up for it?
Anyway, here goes.
[Muffin strips naked and sprints off into the distance to Giraffe’s board]
Wheeze, gasp, gasp, pant
[Muffin step, step, stagger, rolls back into the SDMB after a streak ‘round the interboards]
Made it back in under a minute to ring the “wait 60 seconds betwen posts” bell! Beat that!
Which one of you @#$%’s hid my pants?
We all had to fight for it. I lost.