Mundane Funny Stuff I Must Share (MFSIMS)

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I used to stop by this Unocal gas station to pick up a burrito or sandwich during my lunch break at work. One day I come there and see the clerk is chasing a dog around inside. She finally chases it outside and I unwittingly open the door to enter. Well, the dog turns around and goes right back in, and takes a huge dump on the soda fountain. By this point the clerk was flipping out, screaming at the dog and swearing at it. I try not to be rude, but the situation is just too funny. Me and a delivery guy there are standing waiting to have the clerk clean up the mess so we can get on with our own respective business and the whole time we are snickering loudly. As if the situation wasn’t bad enough, the mat the dog pooped on was brand new.

I don’t know why this is funny, I guess it was just a totally random thing that happened to me once at work, that threw me off guard so much it became a very funny memory. I mean, its not every day you are at a mini-mart and a dog barges in to take a dump in front of the soda fountain.

2

Something mildly amusing happend to me today, not worth starting a thread so I’ll just post it here.

In my govt class the teacher was explaining the deffinition of “compromise” (sadly some people didn’t know it)

He summed it up with “You can’t always get what you want”

And someone shouted from the back of the room “But you try sometimes!”

and after a few laughs died down the teacher shrugged and said, “you get what you need.”
I was cracking up.

Anyway, truly MFSIMS.

3

A couple of days ago I fell asleep during class. When I woke up I was cold so I grabbed my jacket off the desk behind me, not noticing that my lunch was on it until it was on the floor. I got up to pick up my food and tripped on someone’s backpack. It was actually kinda funny.

Another bit of MFSIMS:
Imagining what a goth fasion show would be like. And listening to French rap.