Mundane pointless namechange announcement

[Don_t_Panic]

@Two_Many_Cats

Umm, what’s the point? I picked back up after few year absence under my old name.

Have more than two cats too.

There’s no point. I’m just an asshole like that. Anyway, I wanted to post, but couldn’t think of a subject. So I figured, let’s talk about MEEE!

The new pants syndrome will wear off in a day or two.

EDIT: Unless this turns into a trainwreck and gets me giraffed again. In which case, so long and thanks for all the calamari.

[carnivorousplant]

@Don_t_Panic

Why? You never write, you never call. Bother me? See, you have this backwards. Was I invited to your sister’s wedding? To your sister’s birthday? Your sister’s funeral? The bring-your-own-beer, meet-DB’s-departed-sister seance? I didn’t think so. When I was dumped by Sings-While-Drunk, the nice girl I met in East Sussex, were you there? Well, maybe you were. That buff looking guy she ran off with looked a lot like you. Actually, I’ve been wondering about that. But never mind. Water under the bridge. So, yeah. I’ll think about it. Let’s have a beer and talk.

You need to drink more.