If for some reason you had to change your SDMB username, what would you change it to? Also, what existing usernames do you really like, that you wish you had?
I think I’d change my name to Australopithecus, because I always liked the way that rolled off the tongue.
The username I’m probably most jealous of is bob_loblaw.
I would change mine to ms. ann thropic or random broad.
I’m not sure whose user name I really like and would like to have. I’ve always thought you with the face has an amusing user name.
As a Michigan State alum/fan, I wish I had chosen Ghost Eight.
Boomalakka Wee.
or
Tintac Ping Foo.
Never mind why.
Probably something Wodehouse-related, like Psmith or Wilberforce (Wooster’s middle name). Maybe I’ll change it eventually.
I think I would change it to the name of one of the stars in my favorite movie:
BAN-ONE
I like the name Dirk Gently and wish I had gotten it first.
I like mine. The only thing I might consider is changing it back to my original name, Elenia, but I’ve had so many posts under this name and so many people know me as this name that it would just confuse everyone now.
I’d go for Stark Raven Saner Now, because it is true.
ForthrightGodzilla.
Actually, no. I’d decide what subjects I wanted my name to reference and come up with a horrible pun, or a suitably obscure pop culture reference, and go with that.
'Cause everything stops for tea? 
If Gary Larson sicced his lawyers on me, I would probably become Teddy Salad.
Oedipus Wrecks
I’d drop the 1505.
Exciting, huh?
I’d probably go with Contented Melody: it’s the (American) Indian name I was given almost 14 years ago. But I definitely prefer my current user name.
Yeah, I love Misnomer. Don’t change!
I’ve always love the existing poster name Ass For A Hat.
Don’t know why.
Perhaps Mr. Manfredjinsenjen, CIA, the name used by stupid brother Otto in A Fish Called Wanda
Clueless Z. McFuckwit
A poster called someone that in a pit thread and I became enamored of it. But I think it might not fly with the mods…
I’m also fond of names that card players in the old west would have. Like Tennessee Jackson, Tommy St.Louis, and Charlie Baltimore. (That last one gets credit to my friend, Jess.)
It would probably get old fast and is a tad cutesy but : Absinthe Minded
I think the “LA Confidential” reference to Rollo Tomassi would be pretty cool.
Maybe to stupid, for the joke possibilities when someone says they aren’t fucking stupid. Troll might be fun if it were allowed for the confusion it would cause.
Probably something else Jen-related - Jenuine or Jentle, possibly.