Time for a username change?

Yeah, well, I chose this ghastly username for a couple of reasons;

  1. mostly as an attempt to be clever/funny
    b) to remain anonymous
    point the third) an attempt to get noticed (an member, who is English, told me I had the best username of all us wanker Yanks. Don`t recall who though)

I think it worked for the most part.

I never thought Id be here this long. I plan on staying much longer. So, I think I need to come up with a more personal username, something more humanesque, more likeable, yet still unique. Plus its hard to get any credibility with current username in any religious threads.

I offer the folowing;
Bryon - my real name, still unique (actual spelling) Clean search
Sparky - called this often at work (Im an electrician) Search found **Sparky** in use though he/she hasnt posted since 1999- with a total of 4 posts. Stupid lurker!
Beeker - My best friend has called me this since third grade (it has to do with my initials) Clean search
Or some other twisted yet respectable word which I have yet to think of. Maybe flewscrute? (Ninetywt gets credit for that one).

So I ask you, the meeming tillions, what shall I do? Keep the current one or change it?
Im open to username suggestions. If I pick one of yours, Ill give you credit in my sig for an hour or two.:wink:

Need more info?
Fire away…

Keep it as it is. It always brings a smirk to my face and it certainly does stand out.

I’ve always found it a bit … jejune. I like “Beeker” – reminds me of the Muppet.

What Pebbles said.

I’d say keep it. I’m easily confused, and when recognizable posters change their names I get confused. If you do change it, I’d suggest putting the change in your sig, and in your location.

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For God’s sake, don’t change. Whuckfistle is an awesome name.

je·june
adj.
Not interesting; dull: “and there pour forth jejune words and useless empty phrases” (Anthony Trollope).
Lacking maturity; childish: surprised by their jejune responses to our problems.
**Lacking in nutrition: a jejune diet. **

You`re not supposed to eat them…:smiley:

shortest response ever.

Aw, he was just posting to show you his sig. I smelleth another campaign!

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I am incredibly tempted to ask for mine to be changed to Vimes

I hate Lobsang It’s too close to my real last name, and it no longer reperesents my fave Discworld character, and it just sounds silly.

Vimes is the coolest dude in Discworld.

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No he isn’t :wink: Actually, after I’d already chosen this name I had second thoughts and decided the name I really wanted was “Dangerous Beans” … oh well.

Meanwhile, to un-hijack this thread …
How about a name that is related to your current one, but not quite so … well, you know. Something like “Whuckleberry Finn”?

Just an idea…

I agree with twickster, even though I wouldn’t have used ‘jejune’ (kudos for thinking of that one. Weren’t you the poster who made crosswords for a living?). So if you want a name change, I can dig it. Unfortunately I don’t have a good alternative.

Beeker sounds a bit childish to me, sorry.
Byron: I like that one, I really do. Classy, too.
Or maybe follow Ponder, but keep it shorter, just Whuckleberry
Otherwise you should just keep it; I at least wouldn’t really mind (but I sure will think ‘jejune’ whenever I see your name).

Lobsang: don’t change, or at least don’t change to Vimes. I keep thinking of that cleaning agent called Vim.

I kind of like something you mentioned in your OP…

** Wanker Yank**

just a thought…

you could go for jejune now that that’s stuck in my head.
-Lil

I think whuckfistle is among the most memorable names on this board. You may be bored of it, but I wouldn’t call it boring.

I agree with the no-change crowd. People remember you and know who you are. Lots of folks have been changing their names lately and I have no idea who they were.

After nigh-on two years it isn’t economical for me to try to reidentify older posters when I’m also trying to get to know newbies.

actually, (and this is a common mistake) it`s Bryon - the “r” before the “y”.:wink:

Oops, sorry! Well, Bryon is cute too, and unique to boot.

But if you want to keep your current name, don’t let the jejune-crowd keep you.

(must use that word more often. Anyone remember the court guard in Night Court?)

I like Jejune too, (although it sounds a little feminine).

So far the no-change crowd is winning.