Mundane Sure 'Nuff: Authors' Last Names

:Telephone rings and is answered:

Person 1: “Okay, one moment. Hey! It’s for you!”

Person 2: “Who is it?”

Person 1: “Not sure, but it sounds like W. Somerset’s Maugham”



What body part did they find in Uncle Tom’s cabin?

Harriet Beecher’s toe

Christopher Marlowe was William Shake’s peer.

We’re On The Beach watching Neville Shute.

What did the person say after reading Nineteen Eighty-Four?

Orwell’s that ends well.

(sorry, best I got for now)