Muppet Madness (Round Two)

I’m sure Homeland Security would agree with you that setting off explosives at random is calm, ordinary behavior.

  1. Kermit the Frog

  2. Crazy Harry

  3. Dr. Teeth

  4. The Swedish Chef

  5. Cookie Monster

  6. Ernie

  7. Beaker

  8. Gonzo

  9. Robin the Frog

  10. Count von Count

  11. Fozzie Bear

  12. Statler and Waldorf

  13. Zoot

  14. Bert

  15. Sam the Eagle

  16. Dr. Bunson Honeydew

Jim Henson Division

  1. Kermit the Frog
  2. Grover
  3. Elmo
  4. The Swedish Chef

Frank Oz Division

  1. Cookie Monster
  2. Ernie
  3. Beaker
  4. Gonzo

Dave Goelz Division

  1. Big Bird
  2. Count von Count
  3. Fozzie Bear
  4. Statler and Waldorf

Richard Hunt Division

  1. Miss Piggy
  2. Bert
  3. Sam the Eagle
  4. Rowlf

Jim Henson Division

  1. Kermit the Frog
  2. Grover
  3. Dr. Teeth
  4. The Swedish Chef

Frank Oz Division

  1. Cookie Monster
  2. Ernie
  3. Oscar the Grouch
  4. Animal

Dave Goelz Division

  1. Big Bird
  2. Count von Count
  3. Fozzie Bear
  4. Statler and Waldorf

Richard Hunt Division

  1. Miss Piggy
  2. Bert
  3. Mahna Mahna
  4. Dr. Bunson Honeydew

Jim Henson Division

  1. Kermit the Frog
  2. Grover
  3. Dr. Teeth
  4. The Swedish Chef

Frank Oz Division
9. Floyd Pepper
2. Ernie
6. Beaker
4. Gonzo

Dave Goelz Division
8. Robin the Frog
2. Count von Count
3. Fozzie Bear
4. Statler and Waldorf

Richard Hunt Division

  1. Miss Piggy
  2. Bert
  3. Mahna Mahna
  4. Dr. Bunson Honeydew

Jim Henson Division

  1. Kermit the Frog
  2. Crazy Harry
  3. Dr. Teeth
  4. The Swedish Chef

Frank Oz Division

  1. Cookie Monster
  2. The Newsman
  3. Beaker
  4. Animal

Dave Goelz Division

  1. Big Bird
  2. Count von Count
  3. Fozzie Bear
  4. Statler and Waldorf

Richard Hunt Division

  1. Miss Piggy
  2. Herry Monster
  3. Mahna Mahna (although I’m find it hard to forgive you for eliminating the Yip-Yips)
  4. Dr. Bunson Honeydew

Jim Henson Division
8. Rizzo the Rat(I know Kermit will win I just wanted to show Rizzo some love)
2. Grover
6. Dr. Teeth
5. Aloysius Snuffleupagus (Tough choise but I love me some imaginary muppet)

Frank Oz Division

  1. Cookie Monster
  2. The Newsman
  3. Oscar the Grouch (another tough one but their arn’t enough sarcastic muppets)
  4. Gonzo

Dave Goelz Division

  1. Big Bird
  2. Count von Count
  3. Fozzie Bear (I’m hoping our winner)
  4. Scooter

Richard Hunt Division

  1. Miss Piggy
  2. Bert
  3. Sam the Eagle
  4. Dr. Bunson Honeydew (I think it will be close but it wasn’t a hard decision for me)

Jim Henson Division

  1. Rizzo the Rat

  2. Grover

  3. Dr. Teeth

  4. The Swedish Chef
    Frank Oz Division

  5. Cookie Monster

  6. Ernie

  7. Oscar the Grouch

  8. Gonzo
    Dave Goelz Division

  9. Big Bird

  10. Count von Count

  11. Fozzie Bear

  12. Scooter
    Richard Hunt Division

  13. Miss Piggy

  14. Herry Monster

  15. Sam the Eagle

  16. Rowlf

Jim Henson Division

  1. Kermit the Frog
  2. Grover
  3. Dr. Teeth
  4. The Swedish Chef

Frank Oz Division

  1. Cookie Monster
  2. Ernie
  3. Beaker
  4. Animal

Dave Goelz Division
8. Robin the Frog
2. Count von Count
3. Fozzie Bear
4. Statler and Waldorf

Richard Hunt Division

  1. Miss Piggy
  2. Bert
  3. Sam the Eagle
  4. Rowlf

Jim Henson Division

  1. Kermit the Frog
  2. Crazy Harry
  3. Dr. Teeth
  4. The Swedish Chef

Frank Oz Division

  1. Cookie Monster
  2. Ernie
  3. Beaker
  4. Animal

Dave Goelz Division

  1. Big Bird
  2. Count von Count
  3. Fozzie Bear
  4. Statler and Waldorf

Richard Hunt Division

  1. Miss Piggy
  2. Bert
    vs 11. Mahna Mahna
    vs 5. Rowlf

Jim Henson Division

  1. Rizzo the Rat
  2. Crazy Harry
  3. Dr. Teeth
  4. The Swedish Chef

Frank Oz Division

  1. Cookie Monster
  2. The Newsman
  3. Beaker
  4. Gonzo - tough one

Dave Goelz Division

  1. Big Bird
  2. Count von Count
  3. Fozzie Bear
  4. Statler and Waldorf

Richard Hunt Division

  1. Zoot
  2. Herry Monster
  3. Sam the Eagle - again, Mahna Mahna is involved in the toughest choice of the match
  4. Dr. Bunson Honeydew

Herry did that?!

Consider this your 24-hour warning before the polls close on Round Two!

Jim Henson Division

  1. Kermit the Frog
  2. Grover
  3. Dr. Teeth
  4. The Swedish Chef

Frank Oz Division

  1. Cookie Monster
  2. Ernie
  3. Oscar the Grouch
  4. Gonzo

Dave Goelz Division

  1. Robin the Frog
  2. Guy Smiley
  3. Fozzie Bear
  4. Statler and Waldorf

Richard Hunt Division

  1. Miss Piggy
  2. Bert
  3. Mahna Mahna
  4. Dr. Bunson Honeydew

Round Two of Muppet Madness is now complete. I will post the brackets for Round Three before I go to bed. Some notes on Round Two:

  • Several down-to-the-wire matchups this time; I had to cast two tie-breaker votes, and a third match was decided by only two votes.

  • Elmo was crushed like a bug.

  • No Muppet seeded worse than #6 is still in the tourney, and of the 12 Muppets seeded #1, #2 or #3, only Elmo is gone.

  • The most lopsided contest was Statler/Waldorf 44, Scooter 3, but after further consideration I’m awarding the victory to Scooter. I mean, his uncle does own the theater.

  • No, not really.

Here are the full results:
Jim Henson Division

**1. Kermit the Frog - 38 **
vs 8. Rizzo the Rat - 9
**2. Grover - 29 **
vs 7. Crazy Harry - 17
3. Elmo - 5
vs 6. Dr. Teeth - 42
4. The Swedish Chef - 39
vs 5. Aloysius Snuffleupagus - 8

Frank Oz Division

**1. Cookie Monster - 41 **
vs 9. Floyd Pepper - 5
2. Ernie - 28
vs 10. The Newsman - 18
3. Oscar the Grouch - 24
vs 6. Beaker - 22
4. Gonzo - 23
vs 5. Animal - 23 (I cast the tiebreaker for Animal – Eat Drums!)

Dave Goelz Division

1. Big Bird - 30
vs 8. Robin the Frog - 16
2. Count von Count - 36
vs 7. Guy Smiley - 10
3. Fozzie Bear - 38
vs 6. Janice - 9
4. Statler and Waldorf - 44
vs 5. Scooter - 3

Richard Hunt Division

1. Miss Piggy - 30
vs 9. Zoot - 17
2. Bert - 31
vs 7. Herry Monster - 15
3. Sam the Eagle - 28
vs 11. Mahna Mahna - 19
4. Dr. Bunson Honeydew - 23
vs 5. Rowlf - 23 (Argh! It breaks my heart to vote against Honeydew, but Rowlf wins on the strength of the line about taking himself for a walk before going to bed.)