I’m sure Homeland Security would agree with you that setting off explosives at random is calm, ordinary behavior.
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Kermit the Frog
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Crazy Harry
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Dr. Teeth
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The Swedish Chef
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Cookie Monster
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Ernie
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Beaker
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Gonzo
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Robin the Frog
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Count von Count
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Fozzie Bear
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Statler and Waldorf
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Zoot
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Bert
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Sam the Eagle
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Dr. Bunson Honeydew
Jim Henson Division
- Kermit the Frog
- Grover
- Elmo
- The Swedish Chef
Frank Oz Division
- Cookie Monster
- Ernie
- Beaker
- Gonzo
Dave Goelz Division
- Big Bird
- Count von Count
- Fozzie Bear
- Statler and Waldorf
Richard Hunt Division
- Miss Piggy
- Bert
- Sam the Eagle
- Rowlf
Jim Henson Division
- Kermit the Frog
- Grover
- Dr. Teeth
- The Swedish Chef
Frank Oz Division
- Cookie Monster
- Ernie
- Oscar the Grouch
- Animal
Dave Goelz Division
- Big Bird
- Count von Count
- Fozzie Bear
- Statler and Waldorf
Richard Hunt Division
- Miss Piggy
- Bert
- Mahna Mahna
- Dr. Bunson Honeydew
Jim Henson Division
- Kermit the Frog
- Grover
- Dr. Teeth
- The Swedish Chef
Frank Oz Division
9. Floyd Pepper
2. Ernie
6. Beaker
4. Gonzo
Dave Goelz Division
8. Robin the Frog
2. Count von Count
3. Fozzie Bear
4. Statler and Waldorf
Richard Hunt Division
- Miss Piggy
- Bert
- Mahna Mahna
- Dr. Bunson Honeydew
Jim Henson Division
- Kermit the Frog
- Crazy Harry
- Dr. Teeth
- The Swedish Chef
Frank Oz Division
- Cookie Monster
- The Newsman
- Beaker
- Animal
Dave Goelz Division
- Big Bird
- Count von Count
- Fozzie Bear
- Statler and Waldorf
Richard Hunt Division
- Miss Piggy
- Herry Monster
- Mahna Mahna (although I’m find it hard to forgive you for eliminating the Yip-Yips)
- Dr. Bunson Honeydew
Jim Henson Division
8. Rizzo the Rat(I know Kermit will win I just wanted to show Rizzo some love)
2. Grover
6. Dr. Teeth
5. Aloysius Snuffleupagus (Tough choise but I love me some imaginary muppet)
Frank Oz Division
- Cookie Monster
- The Newsman
- Oscar the Grouch (another tough one but their arn’t enough sarcastic muppets)
- Gonzo
Dave Goelz Division
- Big Bird
- Count von Count
- Fozzie Bear (I’m hoping our winner)
- Scooter
Richard Hunt Division
- Miss Piggy
- Bert
- Sam the Eagle
- Dr. Bunson Honeydew (I think it will be close but it wasn’t a hard decision for me)
Jim Henson Division
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Rizzo the Rat
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Grover
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Dr. Teeth
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The Swedish Chef
Frank Oz Division -
Cookie Monster
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Ernie
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Oscar the Grouch
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Gonzo
Dave Goelz Division -
Big Bird
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Count von Count
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Fozzie Bear
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Scooter
Richard Hunt Division -
Miss Piggy
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Herry Monster
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Sam the Eagle
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Rowlf
Jim Henson Division
- Kermit the Frog
- Grover
- Dr. Teeth
- The Swedish Chef
Frank Oz Division
- Cookie Monster
- Ernie
- Beaker
- Animal
Dave Goelz Division
8. Robin the Frog
2. Count von Count
3. Fozzie Bear
4. Statler and Waldorf
Richard Hunt Division
- Miss Piggy
- Bert
- Sam the Eagle
- Rowlf
Jim Henson Division
- Kermit the Frog
- Crazy Harry
- Dr. Teeth
- The Swedish Chef
Frank Oz Division
- Cookie Monster
- Ernie
- Beaker
- Animal
Dave Goelz Division
- Big Bird
- Count von Count
- Fozzie Bear
- Statler and Waldorf
Richard Hunt Division
- Miss Piggy
- Bert
vs 11. Mahna Mahna
vs 5. Rowlf
Jim Henson Division
- Rizzo the Rat
- Crazy Harry
- Dr. Teeth
- The Swedish Chef
Frank Oz Division
- Cookie Monster
- The Newsman
- Beaker
- Gonzo - tough one
Dave Goelz Division
- Big Bird
- Count von Count
- Fozzie Bear
- Statler and Waldorf
Richard Hunt Division
- Zoot
- Herry Monster
- Sam the Eagle - again, Mahna Mahna is involved in the toughest choice of the match
- Dr. Bunson Honeydew
Herry did that?!
Consider this your 24-hour warning before the polls close on Round Two!
Jim Henson Division
- Kermit the Frog
- Grover
- Dr. Teeth
- The Swedish Chef
Frank Oz Division
- Cookie Monster
- Ernie
- Oscar the Grouch
- Gonzo
Dave Goelz Division
- Robin the Frog
- Guy Smiley
- Fozzie Bear
- Statler and Waldorf
Richard Hunt Division
- Miss Piggy
- Bert
- Mahna Mahna
- Dr. Bunson Honeydew
Round Two of Muppet Madness is now complete. I will post the brackets for Round Three before I go to bed. Some notes on Round Two:
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Several down-to-the-wire matchups this time; I had to cast two tie-breaker votes, and a third match was decided by only two votes.
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Elmo was crushed like a bug.
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No Muppet seeded worse than #6 is still in the tourney, and of the 12 Muppets seeded #1, #2 or #3, only Elmo is gone.
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The most lopsided contest was Statler/Waldorf 44, Scooter 3, but after further consideration I’m awarding the victory to Scooter. I mean, his uncle does own the theater.
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No, not really.
Here are the full results:
Jim Henson Division
**1. Kermit the Frog - 38 **
vs 8. Rizzo the Rat - 9
**2. Grover - 29 **
vs 7. Crazy Harry - 17
3. Elmo - 5
vs 6. Dr. Teeth - 42
4. The Swedish Chef - 39
vs 5. Aloysius Snuffleupagus - 8
Frank Oz Division
**1. Cookie Monster - 41 **
vs 9. Floyd Pepper - 5
2. Ernie - 28
vs 10. The Newsman - 18
3. Oscar the Grouch - 24
vs 6. Beaker - 22
4. Gonzo - 23
vs 5. Animal - 23 (I cast the tiebreaker for Animal – Eat Drums!)
Dave Goelz Division
1. Big Bird - 30
vs 8. Robin the Frog - 16
2. Count von Count - 36
vs 7. Guy Smiley - 10
3. Fozzie Bear - 38
vs 6. Janice - 9
4. Statler and Waldorf - 44
vs 5. Scooter - 3
Richard Hunt Division
1. Miss Piggy - 30
vs 9. Zoot - 17
2. Bert - 31
vs 7. Herry Monster - 15
3. Sam the Eagle - 28
vs 11. Mahna Mahna - 19
4. Dr. Bunson Honeydew - 23
vs 5. Rowlf - 23 (Argh! It breaks my heart to vote against Honeydew, but Rowlf wins on the strength of the line about taking himself for a walk before going to bed.)