I would pay to watch Elon get his ass beat by an ostriche.
My worry is that I’d pay money to watch but then Musk and Zuckerberg would deliberately just air-box and tap each other with the lightest of ‘punches’ and never do anything meaningful.
Meh. Another pair of alpha males staging “who has the biggest wiener” contest.
Slap 'em on the table, boys, and somebody get the micrometer.
~VOW
Ok but let’s say that, against all rationality, it’s on. Maybe they both agree to do a little tap-dance performance according to some agreed-upon rules, for charity. All in good fun, not for realsies. Elon’s mother is reassured and gives her consent. But because both are alpha males, with a visceral disdain for their competitor, each is thinking “F— the rules, I am going to flatten that clown first chance I get.” And they come out actually swinging*. Who do you think would win?
I woukd assume Zuckerberg would be victorious as he is younger and works out. Musk is heavier but not much of an athlete by most accounts. Anybody think otherwise?
*Not saying this WOULD happen, but if it did…
I’m sure Zuck would win.
That being said, I’ve always wondered how these boxing matches ensure that competitors put in full effort rather than half-assing it to get money. I’ve heard complaints that Pacquiao vs. Mayweather wasn’t a full-in fight and there was meager effort.
I’d watch them fight an aurochs. (Bare-handed.)
Well she was smart, because if they actually fought for real he’d be hurt. Zuckerberg could seriously injure him.
I think Musk’s ego would be seriously hurt, but I doubt Zuckerberg is particulary dangerous.
He would win on the basis of being younger, fitter and having beginner level Jiu-jitsu training.
Though I doubt that Musk is capable of shame, there is always the possibility that total humiliation might trigger some sort of repressed emotional response.
Perhaps we would even see the human side of the obnoxious individual.
Well it appears that they are going to duke it out directly.
When I read the thread title I thought it was the Oakland Colosseum, which could use the business with the As leaving.
I read the beginning of a novel about the family that took care of the animals who fought in the Colosseum. Christian vs Lion, they backed the lion and hoped it didn’t break a tooth.
the ostrich for me, please …
judgement, criterious judgement is what you are thinking, right?
sounds like that’s how Musk bought Twitter
Ostriches are suprisingly dangerous. They attack with their two-clawed feet in a slashing kick attack. And they are really fast.
Especially when a male exhibits pink thighs and neck - mating season - I would carefully avoid ostriches.
(I live in a country with both wild and farmed ostriches)
Would this have been a bare-hands match, or would they be permitted weapons?
If the latter, I suggest sockfuls of wet shit.