Must have a small dick

Only used by frightened LOSERS

Small dicks are only used by frightened LOSERS?

I’m sorry, your universal translator is malfunctioning.

:: Looks at phrasebook. Attempts to communicate ::

Have a good “My hovercraft is full of eels”?

And a happy “Small dicks are only used by frightened LOSERS?” to you too!

Multilingual Fenris

The louder the pipes, the smaller the dick.

My nipples explode with delight.

Go now and compose a new thread to fulfill our pants

No nonsense threads in the Pit, please.