Must have a small dick

The BBQ Pit
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Only used by frightened LOSERS

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Small dicks are only used by frightened LOSERS?

I’m sorry, your universal translator is malfunctioning.

:: Looks at phrasebook. Attempts to communicate ::

Have a good “My hovercraft is full of eels”?

And a happy “Small dicks are only used by frightened LOSERS?” to you too!

Multilingual Fenris

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The louder the pipes, the smaller the dick.

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My nipples explode with delight.

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Go now and compose a new thread to fulfill our pants

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No nonsense threads in the Pit, please.