The Official Johnny Angel’s Review of X-Men
I saw the X-Men movie last night, and it was very good for what it tried to be, but unfortunately it didn’t try to be much. The film was at best a prolgue to a full movie that will hopefully be made in the near future.
As a long-time comic book reader, I was impressed that they managed to bring some of the characters I have followed since childhood so vividly, and I should add accurately, to life. The casting was essentially immaculate, and in my opinion the casting director should get an Oscar. But I don’t suppose the people who hand out nominations are big comic book fans.
They get no points for Patrick Stewart, whose commanding presence and bald head made him obvious for the role of Professor X. Surely they couldn’t have imagined making this movie without him. And of course, Halle Berry as Storm, Famke Janssen (the crazy Russian woman from Goldeneye) as Jean Grey, and prettyboy James Marsden as Cyclops – all were fine choices that convincingly delivered the goods.
But the choice of Hugh Jackman as Wolverine was inspired, unexpected and ultimately triumphant. I can’t imagine there’s a single X-Men fan out in the wide world who was disappointed with Jackman’s portrayal of Wolverine.
Character development was shallow, and while I realize that allowances had to be made for the brevity of the medium, a lot more could have been done. We get a goodly dose of Wolverine, Rogue and the professor, and I was glad to get it, but other characters, particularly Storm, were little more than plot elements. More could have been done, if the dialogue had been written to reveal character rather than merely to move the plot along.
And most of the time, our heros were inneffectual. Cyclops keeps getting his visor knocked off. Storm stands around and lets herself get beat on for a while before deciding to do something about it. Wolverine does most of the fighting, but Mistique’s kung fu is superior to his.
As for the bad guys, Ian McKellan was a swell choice for Magneto. As he proved in Richard III, he can do evil and make you love it. The opening sequence, in which he first reveals his powers in a German concentration camp, contradicts the official back story, but is actually, I think, a lot more interesting. A terrific scene.
Mistique was portrayed by Rebecca Romjin-Stamos, and while she was adorable in her indigo birthday suit, I would have prefered that they had just left her in the white dress that she wears in the comics instead of making her nude, with what appeared to be some plastic crust all over her.
Sabretooth had no character development at all. He doesn’t say much. Sure, even in the comics what he says doesn’t amount to much – he smells this, he’s gonna rip the shit out of that – but in the movie we don’t get any reparte between him and Wolverine, for which the pair are famous among True Believers.
Toad, played by Ray Park (of Darth Maul fame), has a moment to shine in this film like I don’t think he’s ever done in the comics, with slick ninja flips and unsettling tongue action, basically hwomping every ass in sight while the X-Men are waiting for their initiative to come up.
It was a fun movie to watch, for an introduction to the characters and premise, but the whole thing left me feeling that nothing much had happened. Mostly what X-Men delivers is the promise of a marvelous (as it were) sequel, hopefully featuring a fully developed plot, and more ambitious combat sequences. Now that they’ve proven the franchise is marketable, they shouldn’t have any trouble delivering the goods.
4 Cute chicks
1 Femme Fatalle
1 Sensitive guy
1 Redneck bar fight
See it. If you’re a True Believer, see it twice.