What about Susan Saint James?
I don’t t think that’s his name, either.
I read where he dated Claudia Schiffer for a while & I STILL don’t know how he performed that trick…
BLASPHEMY! everybody decent rolls a 10-sider for initiative!
Gygax said it, I believe it, that settles it.
Hey! don’t diss old Argentinian rock bands!
And the New Revelation of Pathfinder says to roll a d20. As an Initiave Universalist, I believe that combat may commence regardless of how init is rolled, as long as all the payers and GM agree. Get with the times, you THAC0-thumping fundie fossil.
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Nope, [del]King James Version[/del] AD&D 2nd edition is the definitive word of god, all others failed the saving throw against DAMNATION.
2e? Oh. You’re one of those.
God rolls ∞-sided dice. Two of them.
Don’t let Einstein hear that.
That “God” character is clearly overpowered and should be nerfed.
There is only The First. All others are pale offshoots.
That’s the old testament, I prefer 2e because we can eat shellfish and wear mixed fibers, and I don’t want to sacrifice lvl 1 characters in the temple either…
Have you ever walked on water or changed water into wine? Do you go around healing lepers?
Yeah, whatevs, pal. You know all your sky-fairy myths were adapted from earlier folk legends, right?
Not quite. In LDS theology, their non-Mormon ancestors are in “Spirit Prison”, which translates better as “purgatory” than “hell” (although LDS scripture calls it “hell”, it has little in common with mainstream Christian hell). Dead Mormons visit Spirit Prison to preach the LDS gospel, and if a prisoner converts he awaits baptism. Having no physical body to dunk, he waits for a proxy baptism performed by the living.
At least Mormon theology does not teach that jesus was a pederast.
You know how a cat will go on for a while poking and shaking and batting around the mouse even after the mouse has gone all floppy and inert?
I think this thread may have reached that stage. Time to bite its head off and stalk away.
If God’s running the house, put your money on “don’t pass”.
Hmm, given the wild way he throws, I would expect better pay-offs from field bets.