For my birthday I preordered “Snuff” by Terry Pratchett. It arrived today! 
I advised my loverly wife, that I Would be Uncommunicative until I finished the book. She just laughed, she’s in Pa. at a party, besides I have made her a Discworld convert. She has some catching up to do, but is looking forward to the last 4 novels. Which I have told her some Spoilers.
Strangely I also have her enthusiastic about Dr. Who. Now I only have to get her interested in The Dope.
I had assumed that you bought some snuff tobacco for an indulgence, but had sincerely hoped that you had not meant a snuff film.
It’s cool, FBI: Snuff is a perfectly legal novel. Send Carnivore over to /b/ where it belongs.