My boss quit today

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I liked and respected the man and he up and quits. :frowning: But it means I didn’t have to lose my office to the new VP :), but it would’ve been nice if he told me he was quitting before I got half moved. :mad:

I long ago lost track of all the former co-workers I have from thirty-some years in the workforce (where’s the old fart smiley?) and I have plenty of other bosses :confused: so I recovered quickly :smiley: and was making a suggestion for his replacement :rolleyes: (not me :stuck_out_tongue: ) to the hot HR lady :cool: but got distracted because she was cleaning out his desk and kept bending over and giving me a lovely view down her blouse. :eek:

Yeah, I’m one evil :wally.

2

Perhaps he simply got tired of all your smileys?

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3

My boss quit one day. Not because of me. But because of her boss. Who became my boss afterwards. Which is when I quit too.

4

If it weren’t for the fact that we were running a skeleton staff I’d love it if my boss quit.
But then again I’d love it if I won the lottery.

5

I’ll have you know, young sir or madam, that this selfsame boss once upbraided me for insufficient cheerfulness. Smilies would’ve made him happy.

6

[shudder] Yeah, that might do it for me, too. Which is why I have taken the initiative and suggested a replacement I could comfortably work for except for his dead-on impression of Gary Cole in Office Space.

Which traumatizes me since I really have worked for people like that Lumbergh guy.

7

Well isn’t that ironic?

8

where’s the cool jew smiley?

9

Our only current Jewish guy isn’t in our department. It’s an odd feeling, having come here from a company in Skokie, IL, a largely Jewish town. And no Muslims, either. I have so many fewer holidays to keep track of. I am thankful we hired a Brit and a Scot, though. That adds to the variety of holidays. “Did you have a nice Boxing day?” “Happy Hogmanay!”