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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I like 1 Samuel 24:13, referenced on that page.

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If you want to go for truly quirky, try Esther 10:1. Colloquially, it reads: “And Ahashveros raised taxes everywhere.”

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Or my perennial favorite from Acts of the Apostles:

"But Peter, standing up with the eleven, lifted up his voice, and said unto them, Ye men of Judaea, and all [ye] that dwell at Jerusalem, be this known unto you, and hearken to my words:

For these are not drunken, as ye suppose, seeing it is [but] the third hour of the day."

Acts 2:14-15