My cow-orker, the earworm carrier

I don’t know what else to suggest but you might identify with the earworm problem in this cartoon.

I’m sorry, but I’m only familiar with the Cockney Rejects’ version of “I’m Forever Blowing Bubbles.” Consequently, I find the idea of MissTake’s mom singing it hilarious.

God, I’m glad they’re gone.

Oh, they dance on hot coals in Calcutta
In Wisconsin they dance on fresh buttah
which they get from some cow or an uddah
But the Mexicans dance on their hats!

You’re my
honey bunch
sugar plum…
pumpy-umpy-umpkin
You’re my sweetie pie…
You’re my cuppy cake
gum drop
snoogums-boogums,
You’re… the apple of my eye!!!

Play that one a couple times, and your revenge will be complete.

Oh, no need to go nuke just yet. I have plenty of conventional weapons stockpiled from three years of high school choir, not the least of which are “Candle on the Water” from Pete’s Dragon and the theme from Ice Castles.

He has no idea who he’s messing with.

*Maiyahee!
Maiyahoo!
Maiyaha!
MaiyaHA-ha![/i[

Eeurgh. I’m sending you my insulin bill.

Nothing gets to you,
Stayin’ fresh stayin cool,
With Mentos fresh and (something something)…

No prisoners! Give him a few bars of the Hamster Dance.

Oh. Lord, that’s just WRONG, I tell you. Very funny, but WRONG!!!

:eek:

Scans more like “Buffalo Gals” if’n ya ask me.

So that’s why we learned those?
My love for you will always buuuuuuurn… :smack: