My daughter is a poopy-head!

[Thylacine]

Its the closest this fat old dyke has ever felt to being a centrefold

[GusNSpot]

*Originally posted by Thylacine *
**Its the closest this fat old dyke has ever felt to being a centrefold

**

Oh My Gawd !!!

::::::::: flee :::::::::::

[Flamsterette_X]

Back to the OP for a minute here… this is what my mom would have said had she ever found herself in Biggirl’s situation:

“Che! I bought it for you, and that means I get to use it! I’m your mother, and aren’t you grateful for everything I do for you?”

I don’t know if the guilt thing is something you want to do in the circumstances, but who knows.

F_X

[ganglian]

*Originally posted by Biggirl *

**Whatsa matter asshole, forgot how to read? Have all the reproducing cells in your body clogged your reasoning synapsis and rendered you a complete and total drooling idiot?

I haven’t touched the damned keyboard. I asked permission to play with the keyboard and was denied. No where have I whined about her playing I mean using the keyboard. And while it is true that I am a bitch, it ain’t because of this.

It is also true that you are a fucktard of the highest order. So you can take the longest, rustiest spiked pole you can find a nice tight orifice to stick it in, an orifice in which there would be no chance for you to even accidentally breed. Much better for the gene pool. **

NOW you’re breeder scum. like I said whiner, you want the toy, you should have bought the toy for yourself. What a pathetic whiner you are. I hope she never lets you play with it while she’s using it.

:smack: :wally

[ganglian]

*Originally posted by Biggirl *

**Whatsa matter asshole, forgot how to read? Have all the reproducing cells in your body clogged your reasoning synapsis and rendered you a complete and total drooling idiot?

I haven’t touched the damned keyboard. I asked permission to play with the keyboard and was denied. No where have I whined about her playing I mean using the keyboard. And while it is true that I am a bitch, it ain’t because of this.

It is also true that you are a fucktard of the highest order. So you can take the longest, rustiest spiked pole you can find a nice tight orifice to stick it in, an orifice in which there would be no chance for you to even accidentally breed. Much better for the gene pool. **

NOW you’re breeder scum. like I said whiner, you want the toy, you should have bought the toy for yourself. What a pathetic whiner you are. I hope she never lets you play with it while she’s using it.

:smack: :wally

[apotheosis]

The word “plonk” comes to mind.

[nitek]

How 'bout you pull the old, “Let me use the keyboard and you won’t have to pay room and board” routine that my parents used to use?

Of course they were joking… I think.
And ganglian, ever heard of tone? Biggirl is obviously joking. You big stupid! What a stupid stupid you are.

[Cessandra]

Ganglian, are you really too stupid to understand that she is teasing about her daughter? That the only person anyone in this thread is actually annoyed at is YOU?

[Ferret_Herder]

*Originally posted by ganglian *
NOW you’re breeder scum. like I said whiner, you want the toy, you should have bought the toy for yourself. What a pathetic whiner you are. I hope she never lets you play with it while she’s using it.

Now seems like a good opportunity to trot out the reminder that profanity and personal attacks are allowed in the Pit, not required. Being in the Pit doesn’t give a free pass on this. In other words, act like an asshole for no apparent reason and people will be inclined to treat you like one.

[Cessandra]

Ack, nitek said it before me. Oh well.

[Homebrew]

*Originally posted by nitek *
**You big stupid! What a stupid stupid you are. **

Or as Lilo would say:

“Stupid-head”

[Shirley_Ujest]

**Fucktard of the Highest Order **

You know, that would be something to see on a resume. Sounds Like a sekrit society.

" Why Mr. Smith, what FOtHO means is that :::puffing out chest:::I am an * A Number One Asshole *. Just like my dad and his dad before him. Everyone of us is Fucktards, and damn proud."

[Thunder]

I’m thinking of starting a Great Debates thread on…

“Resolved: Poopy-Head or Poopy-Pants?”

or is that IMHO material…?